[i]I was meeting up with me, just from a separate universe. I know, crazy stuff. Apparently there I'm an extremely powerful god. Anyway, I got the news of a new Dojo, and left with some sweet new powers. On the way, I got attacked by Extradimensional Daemons, aka Rift Daemons. They crushed me, horribly. I was tortured and almost killed. I fought my way out of their prison and opened a portal up. Just as I went through, a daemon kicked me in the face. Luckily, it didn't go through the portal.[/i]