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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/12/2016 3:09:21 PM
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[b][i][u]The crazy old bat[/u][/i][/b]
*The day is running like normal at Dojoville, tourists grouping together for family pictures, people cheering for Dojo members to come out, a strange old dude in a wheelchair yelling at everyone to get out of the way, his daughter looking embarrassed. Truth is, she is, and truth is, it isn't a normal wheelchair. It seems to have a different, more durable and comfortable frame. It has treads instead of wheels, and has two shotguns on it's sides, both capable of turning 135 degrees. What appears to be a virtual reality machine seems to be on the old man's face, a motorcycle helmet covering the rest of his head, save his mouth, which doesn't stop moving as he yells at everyone around him. His daughter trails behind him, occasionally apologising for her father. The two don't even look related: the man slightly overweight and has wrinkled skin, the girl tall, thin, teenaged, and has beautiful short brown hair. On each side of her is a holster, each holding a blue revolver. But the thing that many notice about her is the drone on her back. A two foot wide grey octocopter drone, being carried like a backpack. The two carry on through Dojoville, the man not letting up*
Man: Get out of the way you damn millennial!
Girl: Father, please!
Man: Shut up Jenna! I need to talk to a Dojo member immediately!
*The man climbs the stairs with his treads*
Man: Open up you bastards!
*The girl holds her head in her hands, extremely embarrassed by her father*
[spoiler]open. Introducing new characters 2 and 3[/spoiler]
English
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[i]Well, see ya around.[/i][b]Brady begins to sprint away at an extreme speed.[/b]
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[spoiler]fin?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fin[/spoiler]
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[b]Smaug opens the door[/b] Hi.
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Girl: Hello. Man: Hey! You a member?
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Yeah. Why?
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Man: Because I'm gonna be a member too and I wanna get to know the people that also stay here. *Without saying anything else he rolls right through the open gates. The girl simply stands there, shaking his head* I'm sorry sir
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Uh, it's fine...
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*The man turns and looks at Smaug* Who are you though!?
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Smaug. A red dragon that can turn human. Not the one from the Hobbit, just named after it.
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Man: Hobbit? Took one of those down in the seventies!
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Mmmhmm
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Girl: I'm... I'm sorry sir
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It's fine.
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[i]Sithis sits atop the gate, looking down at the two boredly.[/i] "You bother us why?'
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*The man looks at Sithis* Hey you! You a member?
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[i]Sithid yawned and sighed[/i] "Yep."
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Man: Cool. So, imma go in. *The man rolls through the open doors, rambling about something random. The girl just stands there, shaking her head* Girl: I'm sorry sir
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"Dont worry about it. Im a god, so im quite used to old people having problems, as ive met way too dammed many." [i]He hops off the gate and lands next to the man.[/i]
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Man: Old! You gotta problem kid!?
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"I have a problem with being called kid, as im tens of thousands of years old."
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Man: Yeah, right! *He laughs a little before rolling on*
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[i]Sithis suddenly teleports infront of the man, looking into his eyes as the man sees tens of thousands of years in a few moments, going through Sithis's eyes[/i]
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*Because of the virtual reality machine on his face, he doesn't see his experiences and tries to roll over him* Get out of the way!
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[i]Sithis sighs as he realizes this, and decides to mutter a spell that lifts the man into the air[/i]
