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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/12/2016 7:45:46 PM
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Sit down, sit down!
[b]He gestured to a small wooden chair in the corner.[/b]
The best part about here is watching the edgelords and gods duke it out, trying to figure out who had the biggest di- ego.
[b]He chuckles and leans back once more.[/b]
Your name?
English
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*He does as told and sits in the chair* Name's Mortar. If it's the king pin you want, it's gotta be the Deity over there. *He points to the Deity, probably training or flexing or something* He's pretty much the Commander here, heard he usurped the old leader.
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Oh no, I'm here only to make everyone's like bed as miserable as possible! And perhaps earn some money off it! [b]He shuffled the deck of cars and places it on a table, easy enough to reach.[/b] Shall we play a game?
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Eh, screw it, maybe a round or two. But if you cheat you're gonna have a knife in your throat.
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I doubt it. Killing a man for cheating in cards would probably be enough to get you removed here. [b]The man splits the deck in two, a thin line of cards upon the middle.[/b] Besides, it's not the type of game. Pick are card, any card!
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Yeah, I know I'm not gonna do that. But it probably wouldn't get me removed. *He hesitantly picks up a card*
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Really? So killing someone innocent is not enough? This place is evil! [b]He puts the rest of the deck away as you look at the "Five of hearts."[/b] Now concentrate, that's no card. Flip it over. You'll see that it will disappear in your hand, and reappear in my deck!
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I mean, yeah, there would be consequences, but not as severe if this ends up being some sorta voodoo black magic trick *He does as told and flips the card over*
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[b]It did as he said, disappearing and reappearing in his pocket.[/b] No, don't worry. I'm simply here to give this gym a little bit of brain to deal with. Of course, I've heard almost everyone here has a tragic backstory! That is no invitation, either...
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Ah, so you just wanna see how much someone gets pissed at you for giving them something to think about
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Indeed. Who here is truly a hero? Hmm? Or is everyone just a guy with a messed up past, who's become powerful because of it? Cliche if you ask me! [b]Je places the deck down again and puts his feet on the table, smiling under his hat. [/b] Wouldn't you say?
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Trust me, I know. I wouldn't say that you are a hero if you destroy a whole planet as aftermath of the Lenny Wars
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So! Who here can I convince to commit suicide? Shall we judge? I know swear people are edgelords, but who's the worst? Maybe you, headlights?
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Woah, woah, WAIT! Killing one person over cards is one thing but convincing them to kill themselves? That's REAL -blam!-ed up!
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Only they take their life in the end. Not convince, more... Speed along the process. Make sure they can't recover.
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Either way it's -blam!-ed up
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As a magician we have a phrase. "It all relies on perspective." Perhaps I'm doing them a favor?
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Eh, probably not. Most of these guys are so messed up that they couldn't kill themselves if they wanted to, myself included
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So, your a invincible? Or is it something else?
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Nah, not invincible. It's this Digi Reconstruction thing, brings us back to life usually
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Hm. Can you still feel pain? [b]With a single question, his already dark eyes seemed to hollow out, turning blank and black. Perhaps there was something behind this husk. [/b]
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Sorta... *It is clear he's getting pissed as well, his eyes begin getting darker until they are black with crimson pupils. He slowly forms his blade, a four and a half foot long dark blue katana broadsword mix. When fully formed, ominous emerald green flames dance around the blade*
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[b]He looks at the blade with a smile, chuckling.[/b] Ooh. Don't tell me your mad at me for giving this place a real challenge? Heh. Either way, I'd but your sword down, oh prince of darkness.
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It's Ex God, asshole. *He doesn't drop the blade, the flames dangerously close to your chin*
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[b]He doesn't seem impressed with the sword, and simply smiles at your rage. A feeding point for his twisted games.[/b] Sorry, "ex-god." I'll be sure to grovel at your feet. Oh worthy one who threatens to kill! Spare a man who has literally done nothing! Perhaps you should check yourself first...
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*He smiles slightly* I'm here to make sure that people like you don't come around planning to be responsible for casualties of these members. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't strike you down here and now.
