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originally posted in:A R D E N T
9/13/2016 4:33:39 PM
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Fa-Father???? Its you! *Hugs Lord Memester*
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I'm back, son.
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Father, why did mom leave us?
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Son, your father is on something called welfare, where the government gives us money, because we don't have any of our own. When your mother found out, she went off to make some money. She's still out there helping us out... Trust me...
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No, she isn't pappa, she is hanging out with alot of guys, they make loud noises at night, i've seen them
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Yes, she enjoys magic, when that whore.. I mean your mother takes guys upstairs she does magic tricks and they cheer for her. That is how she makes money....
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What is momma-chans name, father? I need to know father.
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Son, her name was Larry. A beautiful lobster indeed. But she was a very sneaky one. I'll get into that when you get older.
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okay father
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End of discussion, son.
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But....But-
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Son, you will learn in a few years.
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I'll hold you to that
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K, son. Now let's go on a camping trip.
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Get the mace son, in case a bear attacks.
