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Edited by Sailør Luna Alt:
9/17/2016 5:19:40 AM
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No one understands me..
You don't understand what I've been going through. I've been betrayed, and hurt. This isn't your fault, it's not anyone's fault. When I tasted the spaghetti, the taste was fine. I didn't expect the spice. It hurt me. The spice burned my throat, my tongue, my mouth, my soul. Spaghetti, my true love, which I engulfed with great speed, damaged me more than you could ever understand. You don't get it. All these memes and jokes about spaghetti, but I've loved it since I was born. It was perfect. Not the noodles, not just pasta. Spaghetti. Pasta with meat sauce. No one will understand me when I say this, but I have an undying love for spaghetti. And having that spice betray me like that? I don't think I can go through anything like this again. I can taste it, months later, I can taste the burn of betrayal. It hurts. When I was young, I remember the peaceful bliss of stuffing myself with the spaghetti, smooth and silky, the perfect food, the perfect taste. All of my happiness, and bliss, ripped away by just once spice. The pain of this is too much to bear, but I must go on. I must go on.
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I've got your cute right here, is that what you want to hear? I've played the fool too many times. I've been catching up for all my life, and it seems it gets harder to believe it gets harder, but be honest. If the sun don’t shine tomorrow we’ll survive
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1 ReplySpaghetti is okay... Speghatini is a better noodle.
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1 ReplyEdited by Nerin: 9/17/2016 12:13:25 PMLook, if you had mom's spaghetti, Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole spaghetti He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter He only grows harder, only grows hotter He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope and unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti chewed up and spit out he's chokin now You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like two mom's spaghettis I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the fact That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life And these palms are so sweaty, and i'm so hard My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby vomit's on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti he's nervous bloah another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot spaghetti is my only mother-blam!-ing option, vomit's not Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) Mom's Spaghetti You can do anything man
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His palms are sweaty...
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[spoiler]Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuсk. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuсk humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything I don't give a fuсk about motherfuсkin' anything People care about shit, I say fuсk everything Fuсk you, fuсk me, fuсk the sky, fuсk trees, fuсk the sun I don't need heat or Vitamin D! And fuсk toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuсk coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuсk roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a fuсk about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuсk air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuсk the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moviе i liked And fuсk liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuсk about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuсk them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuсk my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuсk about seeing bitсh, fuсk my eyes Fuсk physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind Fuсk time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And fuсk coasts, who gives a fuсk about where water meets land And fuсk boats, just because you float you think you're so fuсking bad And fuсk jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitсh I don't give a fuсk" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuсk, alright?" Don't give a fuсk about beverage size options motherfuсker And I don't give a fuсk about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuсk about straight sex And fuсk my diсk, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuсk biological functions, fuсk the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuсk copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuсk birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitсh Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks diсk Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose to not give a fuсk about ice cube trays If I want ice I'll go to the fuсking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuсking drag You know what? Fuсk the word fuсk, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuсk the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuсk about winning yo I don't even give a fuсk about not giving a fuсk, so I do give a fuсk... wait, what? (I give a fuсk...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuсk...) I literally care about every motherfuсking thing [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesMom's Spaghetti
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2 RepliesCareful OP, first it's spaghetti, the its 9/11 hologram jokes, next- it's a ban hammer from bungo
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Don't get upsetti, have some spaghetti!
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2 RepliesOk Brandon
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4 RepliesBut spaghetti is love.
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2 RepliesUmm...
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Spagwettis!
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Thats y i like moms spaghetti w/ eminems fer desert [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]
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Lmfao, I was about to comment "get over yourself", but I read the whole thing.
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Edited by AaruPassage: 9/16/2016 5:05:50 AMWe don't understand? I don't think anyone asked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[spoiler]the SPAGHETTO IS BLISSFUL.[/spoiler]
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Linguini linguini [spoiler]take off your bikini[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGet over it princess, stop sucking noodles and start sucking on the street corner
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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
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1 ReplyAre you on drugs?
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1 ReplyLuv u babe
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Well, always know that you are loved no matter who you are ^_^
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1 Reply[quote]I must go on.[/quote] Please don't.
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Yessss let the spice flow through you
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I had a bad burger ring once, it put me off burger rings for 10 years. Recently I tried burger rings again and what can I say, they were awesome, I missed out on burger rings for 10 years.
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Talos guide you, friend.
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[b][i]Meatball, Meatball, Spaghetti underneath.[/i][/b]
