originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Aaaaaand there it is. Now, before you try and attack me let me tell you." He says, standing and Turing, revealing the obsidian arm and hammer. "If you do, your gonna have a bad time." He says
[spoiler]yes, he says it like the ski dude in South Park. Not same voice but same method of pronunciation [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Okay.[/spoiler] When her transformation was complete, she was a floating metallic hand wielding a sword, a face on it that was easily recognisable as hers.
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"If I was ANYWHERE but this place this would be remotely startling to me." He says, leaning on the hammer
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"Not impressed?"
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"Lady, I'm the champion of Vulcan, his messenger and warrior. If that shit surprised me then there would be a problem."
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She then became a shield.
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"Nice craftsmanship, but I've seen better." He says, holding up the hammer.
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"Hmph!"
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"Not my fault I've worked as a smith for almost 20 years now."
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She made herself back into her normal form.
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"Come, I have a fire going, better than being stuck in the cold of night. Don't worry, I don't bite. Well, unless I have to." He says jokingky
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"Why should I spend any time with someone who's threatened me, belittled me, and generally just not been very friendly as a person?!"
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"Because everyone's an asshole. You just have to learn who the ones you can trust are. Also I kind of have a god watching me at all times so if I don anything that pisses him off I'm screwed so I really can't hurt you."
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"I'm just gonna find my own way."
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"Good luck. Your in the middle of a forest in the middle of the night. Finding your way out is near impossible, or I wouldn't be here now would I?"
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"You're just incompetent then."
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"Tell tha to him." He says, pointing to a sceleton leaning ona. Tree
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"Hm?"
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"It's pretty hard to find your way out at night. It's best to wait for daybreak."
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"I don't care."
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"Well, feel free to get lost then. Only way you'll find your way out of here currently is if you burned your way through."
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"You really are quite a pessimist."
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"Some see the glass half full, others half empty. I say -blam!- that and worry about the actual problems in life. Like getting out of this forest."
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"And I'm going to do it." She heads off into the forest.
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"Should probably make sure she doesn't get killed. Eh, she seems like she can handle herself." He says, before poking the fire with the hammer.
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[spoiler]End?[/spoiler]