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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/17/2016 5:51:32 PM
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[b]Aaron slowly made his way over to the dojo. His armor made clanking sounds as he walked, to accompany the jingling of a hundred different small tools on his belt. He let out a cringe worthy cough, hunching over and taking a huge mechanical breath to regain his balance. Pounding his chest, with a gurgle, he shook his head and continued on. He needed a tester, though anyone would be able to share a laugh with him.[/b]
[spoiler]Open to all! Quick lil' post to get tested. [/spoiler]
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A young woman is sitting out on the rooftop sipping tea looking out at you. "So should I set anchor here or do I have to ask the captain?" She jokes looking over his gear.
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Well! I'll have you know it's not all div- [b]Yet again, the force of a new cough curled him over, the suit making a variety of mechanical noises.[/b] -Ing gear! But yes, it's what was available!
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She laughs a little and then jumps down. "Sorry, saw the helmet and couldn't help it. I'm Ama by the way." She looks you over studying his gear. "So.... what is all this? Hand crafted armor?"
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Aaron Fulter! As for the gear, yes. Hand crafted for the most part. I was a boy of science! Ah, [b]He pats his somewhat bulging mid-section with a chuckle. [/b] Not anymore! Though, I still remember half my stuff, most of it washed away by a few drinks!
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"Well it looks...sturdy? But anyways what brings you out to the dojo lands?"
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Well, what else? A place to eat, drink, laugh and brawl! What else could a man need?! [b]He chuckles at his remark, and looks at you again under his helm.[/b] What about you?
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"So far I haven't ran out of interesting people showing up and they have pretty decent little cots to sleep in. So far no one has complained about me causing an entire block to smell like a tea factory exploded so pretty sure that's a plus. So science huh? What kind?"
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Well, perhaps [i]science[/i] isn't the right word. More creativity and motivation. I say it so that I look smarter than I am! As for the tea... I really shouldn't ask, but... Why?
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"I probably like tea a bit too much besides" She puts out her hand and a flower grows from it. "It probably doesn't look like it but I'm actually crossed with several plants. Tea gives me more control over plants since I am technically drinking a mix of plants"
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Ah yes... You can manipulate plants? Well that's a powerful ability! I stick to the classics! [b]He gestures to his back, where his LMG lay, a chainsaw on the front. [/b]
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[spoiler]Marcus Fenix would be drooling his face off[/spoiler] She takes a look at it. "Well not sure I'd call it a classic but pretty sure people wouldn't want that aiming their way. Anyways pretty sure you probably want to see more than the gate so I'll let you go. Oh and here. Something you probably would appreciate" Tosses him an apple. It looks and feels like an apple but it has a faint smell of liquor.
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[b]He takes it, and places it at his side. He would keep his helmet on, for now. [/b] Eh, well it works. As for the apple, thanks, but I'll save it for later. [b]He chuckles, a hearty laugh.[/b]
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[b]The gates creak open and two a single Knight with a shield and sword stands there [/b] "Hello"
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[b]The man looks at the knight and chuckles, coughing yet again into his elbow. [/b] What're you supposed to be? King Arthur? [b]He pays his large armored stomach with another chuckle. Certainly a jollier man. [/b]
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"A funny guy huh? Good to know." [b]The Knight doesn't move, just standing there [/b]
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Indeed! And one hell of a drinker! I heard th- [b]Another rasping cough, until he stands straight again.[/b] You need to be tested to participate?
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"No. The Dojo is open to all. You must be tested in order to fight others"
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Yeah, that's what I meant. So! I need a tester! Are you one? [b]He adjusted the old style scuba helmet and chuckled again. His arms lay at his side, and you see the revolver on his belt.[/b]
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"Yeah I am a tester.'
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Thought so! [b]He pulled the LMG off his back, and a roaring front chainsaw spring to life. His suit started pumpkin my air out.[/b] Shall we get started? Or is this a mental test?
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"It's a fighting test." [b]The Knight puts the shield in front of him, getting in Phalanx formation [/b]
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Alright! [b]He places a hand on the bottom of the gun, and a streaming tail of red hot, fresh outa the oven bullets snakes it's way to you at incredible speed! [/b]
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[b]The man holds his ground, keeping the shield in front of him to take the bullets [/b]
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[b]The bullets hit your shield, tearing through it and into you. No way it's going to block all of them. [/b]
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[spoiler]That's not how this works the bullets are deflected off of it not through it. [/spoiler]
