originally posted in:The New Dojo
"No, he just has 'Urges' though his wife keeps him more or less in check. You know how hard it is to forge a lightning bolt?"
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"Depends on who you are. It could be a bit easy for me ao think, but I prefer greatswords and Scythes, if not magic."
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"Trust me, even the forger of the gods thinks about ending it sometimes when he sees Zeus come in for his resupply."
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"How many does Zeus need?"
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"You'd be surprised at how many he can go through. The three brothers have been at each other's throats lately."
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"Wonder how they'd take to different god attacking them..." [i]Sithis seemed to be tempted[/i]
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"Well, one of two things would happen. One, they'd ban together and kick said gods ass, the fight again, or they'd create alliances and shit." [spoiler]noooooooooooo no[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]So tempted [/spoiler] "What if the said god was constantly regenerating his body, and had literal armies of dragons with him, not to mention the power to destroy planets in minutes."
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"You've more or less just summed up WVERY God and or person I know. Serious,y it seems everyone I meet never stays dead.,
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"Eh. The depths of hell tend to not hold most powerful individual. And yes im the same as many gods.
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"No, seriously. I've seen people get vaporized and try to kill me again 20 minutes later."
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"Thats... sad."
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"I don't understand how."
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"Most should stay dead for at least a week. Twenty minutes is way to quick to enjoy the luxury of doing nothing"
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"Yeah, most people I meet either don't die or hate me."
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"Sounds rough"
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"Hey, nit my fault 26% of e time."
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"Thats a good thing I guess."
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"And when one of them sends hell hounds after you they deserve it."
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"Hell hounds? Nasty creatures."
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"But nothing these cant handle." He says, drawing two shotgun pistols
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[i]He nodded[/i] "Thosw are good, but guns are over rated."
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"True, but damn can they feel good sometimes." He says