Good mornin' all ye scallywags and scurvy dogs! How ye all be doin on dis fine day in th' Offtopic Sea?
Ye best be on yer best behavior, lest ye be wantin' to walk th' plank!
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Aaaarrrrgggghhhh. Rest me pirate soul, it be ye scurvy Frog! I be lost 't sea fer months in search o'fine spiced rums n'treasarrrr... T'Offtopic Sea be a strange journey, filled wit "grill issues", a scurvy pirate named Lenny and what th' landlubbers call "dank memes" - clearly, no real treasure t' be found on deez seas...yaaaaarrrghhhh. *passes out*