Good mornin' all ye scallywags and scurvy dogs! How ye all be doin on dis fine day in th' Offtopic Sea?
Ye best be on yer best behavior, lest ye be wantin' to walk th' plank!
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Arr! I've discovered th' most important thing of today! Avast ye donut lovers! Krispy Kreme is givin' away free donuts fer talkin' like a pirate. (Wow I am bad at talking like a pirate. Let's all go get donuts pls)