originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Yehe! Watch dis!"
The Ork turned to face his vehicle, the Goblin-like creatures still scurrying around.
"OI! FIRST ONE TA BRING ME A CIG GETZ AN XTRA SERVIN' T'NOIGHT!"
The Goblin's scurrying quickly intensified, as they literally clawed their way through each other to fulfill their master's wish. One of them, with an eye torn out, ran as quick as he could to the Ork, a smile on his face.
"'Ere ya go bozz!"
The Goblin held a large cigar in his hand.
"Oi! Thanks, Gubba!"
The Ork snatched the cigar from "Gubba".
"Now run off and get yerself an eyepatch. It'll make ya look mean!"
Gubba ran off, jumping with joy. The Ork abruptly turned on a blowtorch, as the cigar was lit. He put it in his mouth. He looked up at you with a crazy look.
"'Ere's tha best part!"
He then took a swig of his oil, and smoked his cigar. He took the cigar out, and burped. A huge fireball erupted from his mouth. Smoke began pouring out of his nostrils and mouth as he began to break down into uncontrollable laughter.
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[i]The man turned his head towards the ones speaking suddenly, his head thrashing about as he tried to locate where each speaker was, and he was doing it fairly well. He was blind, after all. After the Ork had burped out the fireball, the man leaped back suddenly, bellowing with laughter after he smelled the smoke rising from the Ork's nostrils and mouth, shaking his helmeted head with apparent joy. [/i] "OHOHOHO!!! Ought to try THAT out some time!! HA!"
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"Ya! Well, maybe not you, since ye a 'umie. Ya see, us Orks cun grow back from pretty much anyfing. Loik, we can heal n' stuff. I aktually took a Bolta to da face! You shodda seen da look on da Mad Dok's face wun he saw me!" The Ork sealed his canteen and clipped it on his belt, as he took another puff of his cigar. "So, got anyfing ta brag 'bout?"