-Regularly and enthusiastically wear graphic T's -Walk around with over-the-ear headphones in -Read less than 2 books a month -Have no bespoke clothing -Selectively wear converse -Leave the house without a clean shave or touching a well groomed beard up -Have acne -Don't own a pair of Oxford, or Brogue shoes -Don't know how to tie a tie -Have a messy car -Wear cargo shorts -Wear gym shorts while not doing physical activities -Wear sweatpants out of the house -Have ever even considered buying cargo pants -Don't have a career yet have tattoos visible while fully clothed -Wear gauges -Don't get manicures -Spend more than 3 hours a week playing video games -Spend more than 3 hours a week watching shows -Don't know what you want to do in life yet -Open your mouth to tell me information that doesn't affect me -Work less than full time (conditional w/school) -Go to school to study a non-STEM major -Consider yourself a "meninist" -Watch anime -Struggled with any class in highschool