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Edited by Sailør Luna Alt:
9/21/2016 9:16:10 PM
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*A little girl walks into her mothers room*
<"Hey mommy?"
>"Yes baby?"
<"Where's daddy?"
*crippling loneliness hits the mother so hard she dies of a heart attack*
[spoiler]shoutout 2 da ppl who reported my COCK post <3 (◠‿◠✿) [/spoiler]
[spoiler]also new hashtag who dis [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat's the point of this?
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1 ReplyThat escalated quickly. Aren't you the person with the boyfriend that is always hard?
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Well played
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2 RepliesI feel like there's an edgy retort somewhere, but I'll just let my name handle it.
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I wish I was mommy
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3 Replies-at the funeral- Kid-wheres mommy Random people-she's in a better place now Kid-but i need her Me-kid your mother is dead ok she died she did not go to a better place she went to a worse place cause shes dead now she walk forever in limbo now i gotta go have fun Random people-what the hell Kid-breaks down into tears- Me-lol
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Why is this so funny?
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2 RepliesNerf Saliør Luna. Is too OP.
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3 RepliesYour threads are my favorite on Bnet. Hands down.
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1 ReplyEdited by W0lfyMate: 9/22/2016 9:55:10 PMWut why [spoiler]the amount of thirst in these comments is worse than the entirety of Africa and the Middle East[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesAnd here we have Ms. Sailor Luna. The best OP on bnet.
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2 RepliesI don't think that's how heart attacks work but ok
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Eh, this was alright. Ya gotta go darker than that fam.
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OP I am truly disappointed.
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1 ReplyI hope dtl was being sarcastic when he said he likes your thread. He is like a rich dad and we're all his daughters trying to get his approval but he only likes the strong boys.
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1 ReplyHere's the thing about humor....[spoiler]You have to have buildup to the punchline, or lack there of.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI laughed so hard, milk shot out of my nose
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8 RepliesDark does not equal funny
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Wow... that escalated quickly.
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What was your cock post? 0-o
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1 Reply
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1 ReplyAlmost the story of my life.
