Good mornin' all ye scallywags and scurvy dogs! How ye all be doin on dis fine day in th' Offtopic Sea?
Ye best be on yer best behavior, lest ye be wantin' to walk th' plank!
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AVAST ye dwarves, for death comes to ye. I'm both captain and king of this skeletal army. We hunger for gold, and then return to the sea. So surrender your treasure or you'll answer to me! AHAhahah[i]ahahah[/i] [spoiler]Who wants to continue?[/spoiler]