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Edited by Shukawuka: 9/22/2016 7:05:30 PM
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Help!! Asking a girl out!! Harambe!!

Long time, no see #Offtopic! I have a problem that I thought you may be able to help me with. I'm planning on asking a girl out tomorrow and I'd like to do it with some kind of joke or poem. We've been talking for going on a month and a staple of our short relationship is my obsession with Harambe. If you can come up with a short poem (think "roses are red violets are blue") that includes Harambe, that would be much appreciated! TL;DR - Make a poem for asking a girl out that includes Harambe.

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  • [quote]Help!! Asking a girl out!! Harambe!![/quote] Then don't bother asking her. You'll be wasting your time, and hers if you include a 'joke' about a poor gorilla that didn't deserve to die. That's just dumb.

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