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9/22/2016 3:51:13 PM
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We should ban shitposting and shitposters

I think we all agree that this is the main problem we have on this website, shit posters. I mean, really, I'm over here trying to have a coherent political discussion with some brain dead leftist that will never coincide to my beliefs, and then I see these idiots rambling in an attempt to be funny. News flash: your shitposts aren't funny. They degrade the quality of the forum, and you should all delete your accounts. This place should become a location where I can bicker about politics and religion, restating over and over that everything I speak is FACTS and that anyone who disagrees with me is spinning NON-FACTS, instead of a pit of distracting shit posts. You people are vile. What will you ever accomplish with your shitposts? What? You will never muster up the power that my superior posts on ethical dilemmas have, you'll never be able to change people's opinions like I've never done, you'll never be able to "educate" people who won't actually learn anything. You're useless, and I feel as though we should prohibit these parasites from getting in the way of me politically influencing every last individual that visits this website. In Cellar we trust.

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  • Dear shit-posters, Congratulations, you got a reaction from users. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong shit-poster. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me shit-post. I am a hard person to make shit-post. However, I despise people like you. Your pitiful shit-posting skills are hilarious. Creating accounts and putting up shit-posts are level 1. Can you shit-post into encrypted threads? Can you shit-post through firewalls without leaving a stain? Your silly little puns won't protect you. I've shitposted into many threads and trolled on the users. I've shit-posted in games. I have been shit-posting since I had fingers. It's what I was raised to do. You have no idea to the extent of posts which you should be shitting. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy peeling crusted cum off your face. You think I'm giving you an empty thread? Believe that. I have posts in dark places that you don't even want to click on. If you comment even close to my thread you better fear for your account. Track my posts if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library's public fax machine. Shit-post into my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to downvote you. Without love, A shit-poster

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