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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/23/2016 11:24:00 PM
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"A hundred pounds? Maybe ninety? I'm only five feet tall after all."
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"Then one could easily through you about eighty feet. Maybe not from the lesser battalions, but definitely from my battalion. Out biggest enemies are 3,000 pounds of pure death, and we still manage to beat them in almost every battle."
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"Hmm... Interesting..."
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"Yes. By the way, do you happen to know where a village named Extros is?"
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"No, I'm afraid I don't, sorry."
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"Darn it, I have to find it."
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"Well, sorry I couldn't help you. I will ask, what do you look like under your helmet? Sphirinian or not, I know very few other people who actually have a tail and a snout."
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"Imagine a very muscular bipedal crocodile and you should have a good idea of what I look like."
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"Well, I've met bipedal crocodiles... They're kinda scrawny actually."
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"Not an actual crocodile, one that is a bit more human looking. Also, I am not at all scrawny. By the way, where did you meet a bipedal crocodile?"
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"My home planet, Sphirinia. It's in another dimension. Almost all mammals and reptiles are bipedal."
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"That sounds interesting, and perhaps a bit chaotic."
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"Not really. Despite consisting of many, many different species, we all consider ourselves as a single race."
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"Huh, that sounds quite peaceful. Why do you have brawlers then?"
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"Well, we were sort of the police force of the Galaxy. And not like in the movies where they are portrayed as the bad guys, the pangalactic government actually appointed our race to act as police. It's mostly due to the fact that our religion has a strict moral code and since we are all very different from each other we can be used for all kinds of situations."
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"Wait, who appointed you as the police of the Galaxy?"
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"The pangalactic government..."
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"Never heard of them."
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"Well, it was in another dimension so I'm not surprised."
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"Well, I had better be going now. I have to find Extros in three days."
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"Okay, well, nice meeting you."
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