I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
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Get laid and then live the rest of my life knowing I'm not a virgin. [spoiler]dreams aren't real though :'|[/spoiler]
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Scenarios that will never actually happen.
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To be payed to burn shit. Jk, actually though, I want to be an engineer
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No you
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To have a decent amount of money
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Edited by boywithmocos: 9/30/2016 3:19:35 AMBecoming a Marine, and to learn Arabic so I get deployed to Iraq as a Cryptologic Linguist.
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They are already coming true... [spoiler][b][i][u]POPS 100 PILLS[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] I'M COMING HARAMBE!!!!!!
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Edited by Handsome Jack: 9/30/2016 3:41:30 AMWake up Not die Find a mate Reproduce Become dictator of North Korea Repeat
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To have a girlfriend that will put up with me no matter what [spoiler]my dream will never come true[/spoiler]
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Edited by dazarobbo: 9/27/2016 11:33:46 AM[quote]I would like to be exceptional, but not similarly as those preceding me were or may have been. My determination is to acquire and indoctrinate those under evaluation and purpose.[/quote] 10 points to whoever figures it out.
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My dream of finding a pen-pineapple-Apple-pen I have a pen ✒. I have an Apple 🍎. Uh, apple pen 🍎✒. I have a pen ✒, I have pineapple 🍍. Uh, pineapple pen 🍍✒. Apple pen 🍎✒, pineapple pen🍍✒, uh, pen-pineapple-apple-pen.✒🍍🍎✒
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To be an attack chopper... It's boring being an AC-130...
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Get hoes, f[b]u[/b]ck money.
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In zootopia, anyone can be... Oh wait...wrong forum.
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My dream is to be the most beautiful armchair in the most beautiful palace. *sigh* One day, ol' boy. One day...
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Not to hang myself from my dorm room fan
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To become the next Joseph Stalin.
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To become a knight, and bring peace to the world. I have an important mission one that the world needs.
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I dream of Jeannie.
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Edited by JD60302: 9/29/2016 4:16:54 PMWouldn't you want to know
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Witnessing the inevitable assassination of the next US president on television
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To be an alcoholic
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I have a dream...
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Date to homecoming
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