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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/29/2016 3:40:00 PM
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John pulls his face out of the now half eaten stockpile of food. [b]"Enough? No such thing when it comes to food."[/b]
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Hey, I'm a robot and can't eat. I know what enough is fella
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[b]"The fact that you just said that you don't eat explains why you don't understand"[/b] John continues to stuff his mouth with food.
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I understand Clearly. The fact that Sugar is more addictive than Cocaine makes it obvious that you're an addict. Addiction, like organic life, is an infectious disease. Just so you know!
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John finishes his food and laughs. [b]"I'm literally not capable of being addicted under any circumstance. Also..."[/b] He clears his throat. [b]"ORGANICS RULE!"[/b] A lot of people in the room clap and cheer when he says this.
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*He laughs and speaks in an oddly cheery tone* Just keep saying that until I wipe out the human race and relieve myself on it's remains
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[b]"Good luck with that. Now, didn't you follow me to get something from here?"[/b] John lays back in his chair recovering from all that was eaten.
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More like putting my Kneecap collection away. *He starts rummaging through the bag and pulls a kneecap out of it*
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[b]"Where did you get those anyways?"[/b]
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From dead people, silly!
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"Well duh, but what dead people? Did you kill those people? Did you steal these from a graveyard?...."
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Well there was a Vileblood who came in here and killed a lot of people. I look in town one day and say "Oh my gosh! Free Kneecaps!"
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"You must've been very excited. May I ask what you're doing with kneecaps?"
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I collect them! And if you grind some down they can improve your oil and make your fuel much more useful!
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"Could I see this collection? I'm getting perhaps a little too interested in this, but I'm honestly very curious."
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As much as I would love to, no! I keep this collection in a hidden room, no one can see it!
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"That sucks...you got any weird ones in there? Like exotic creatures n'such."
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no, just human ones
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"That's boring."
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You know how hard it is to collect them? It's not boring
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"Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's interesting."
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Shall I make you my example then?;
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"Like I said before, I need my knees."
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Alrighty then! *He seems to be happy as he grinds a cap to dust*
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"Is that your only hobby or do you collect toes as well?"
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Just Kneecaps. *He mixes the dust in some sort of solvent*
