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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 3:10:38 AM
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[i]A man walked into the dojo's sparring room and set it to look like a stereotypical office. His name was Charlie. He's a handsome psychiatrist who has come to evaluate the mental state of the Dojo. All dojo members are required to meet him for his collection of data.[/i]
[spoiler]Open to everyone! And no this isn't actually required, but you'll be missing out if you don't reply.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wasn't a fan of that whole -blam!- issue you did with Vi, but I like the idea of this post [/spoiler] [b]Entering the office,[u] Non-cannonly[/u], the Fierce Deity. He wears a dim purple chest plate which molds around his toned body. Across his right breast plate, a white crescent moon. On the other, a triangle. His pale skin is fair with a fresh scar across his right eye. He wears a cap that can't hide his long white shaggy hair as He sits down in the chair, putting his feet up on the doctors desk as he leans back on the chair, putting the massive 1.5 foot wide by 72" double helix'd blade against the desk.[/b] "What's up Dr. Grey?" [b]The doctor feels like he's about to have a bad time...[/b]
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[spoiler]Yeah, I had Charlie/Chuck manipulate her, but it was all part of a story. It wasn't meaningless.[/spoiler] "Well, non-canonly, my name is Charlie. Would you please take your feet off my desk?"
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"Ha! No." [b]The deity switches his legs so that the right crosses over the left.[/b] "So, how will we start? 'What do I want to be when I grow up?' 'Where do I see myself in a year?' 'DID MY FATHER TOUCH ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD?!"' [b]The Deity clearly jests as he over exaggerates his last comment of spite against the doctor.[/b]
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Charlie holds a smile. "I was just going to ask how your mom has been doing since last night."
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[b]The deity claps his hands as he starts laughing uncontrollably from the docs remark. He takes his feet of the desk and the chair he sits in fall forward as his feet touch the ground.[/b] "Ohhhhh boy! That was...WHEW! Gotta give you props for that one. Alright Doc, what do you wanna ask me?"
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"Where you born or created or hatched?"
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".....What the shit kinda question is that? Do I look like a damn lizard? Born."
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"I honestly don't know anymore with you people. Where were you born?"
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"Ko Rudo mountains, some 8000 years ago? I think? I was AFK for the majority of it."
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"AFK? So there's a player controlling you?"
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"A writer, actually!" [b]The deity says nonchalantly. Then he raises an eyebrow as he grins at the doctor.[/b] "What do you think about that...?"
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"I have an arrogant *sshole writer personally."
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"Ohhhh this is SO NOT CANNON. Mine is a sadistic fu[i]c[/i]k who will kill LITERALLY ANYONE. ITS KIND OF AWESOME."
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"No, I'm just self aware. In canon I know what I am, so this could be canon."
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"Well same here Doctor Grey.... Though I learned this from the god of madness. Who I then enslaved. That was fun."
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"Talking about madness, my writer's head is now spinning because of all the backlash he's getting for what he has written."
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"Why do you think I'm calling you Dr.Grey?"
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"I'm a psychiatrist? I don't know. A reference?"
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"Exactly! Anyways! Next question!"
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"How would you describe your childhood?"
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"You'll have to liquefy me up if you want to know anything about that! Next question."
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"That's a required question I'm afraid. Please, just answer it."
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"Killed my dad when I was 18...That's all you need to know..."
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"Oh, so you do have an edgy side? Noice."
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"I'm about as edgy as you are qualified to be a doctor! Take that as you will."
