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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 3:10:38 AM
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[i]A man walked into the dojo's sparring room and set it to look like a stereotypical office. His name was Charlie. He's a handsome psychiatrist who has come to evaluate the mental state of the Dojo. All dojo members are required to meet him for his collection of data.[/i]
[spoiler]Open to everyone! And no this isn't actually required, but you'll be missing out if you don't reply.[/spoiler]
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"Damn, I'm qualified as f*ck!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/3/2016 6:51:40 PM"Didn't you say you were a psychiatrist?" [b]The doctor then realizes...the deity Just logic trapped him.[/b]
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"I'm also a certified doctor and I don't get what you're saying about logic trapping."
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"Did...you just talk to the bold letters?"
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"I can do whatever the hell I want."
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"Pretty aggressive language for a doctor slash Psychiatrist. What was your child hood like doctor?"
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"Punching babies and eating them. Why?"
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"And would you say this was a pacifying experience?" [b]The deity takes the clip board on the desk and bites the cap off a pen. He begins to write.[/b]
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"I think..." [i]The clip board turns to ashes.[/i] "...we could be great friends."
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[b]The deity grins.[/b] "Last time I made friends, I threatened that I put a bomb in their chest! Good times...."
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"Ah, that brings me back to this one time when I banged my friends girlfriend while he was waiting outside the room. Good times."
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"AYYYYYY. Anyways. See you later when this becomes Cannon. Gotta get back to saving the world and all."
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"Come back when my arc is over. I'll actually be a nice person."
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"Ughhhhh. Same. See ya." [b]The deity fires out of his non-Cannon which appears out of no where....[/b]
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Easis walked into the room, his eyes already on the lookout for anything dangerous. He had no weapons and never liked being with anyone else without something to defend himself. "Hello?"
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[i]He walks in to see Charlie sitting at his desk.[/i] "Hello, my name is Charlie. Please, sit down."
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Easis, since he was much larger than a human, moves away the chair that was in front of Charlie's desk and sits cross-legged on the floor and still eye level with Charlie.
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"Hello, my name is Charlie. And you are?"
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"Easis, Mage of the Elinski."
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"Uh huh. Where do you originate from?"
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"Earth." Easis answered very plainly, obviously not having any interest in being here but had nothing else to do.
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"Cool. You got any hobbies?"
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"Practice my magic and regain old memories. That's about it." He once again answered plainly.
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"What kind of magic?"
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"Any kind. It depends on what I'm feeling like using."
