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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 3:10:38 AM
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[i]A man walked into the dojo's sparring room and set it to look like a stereotypical office. His name was Charlie. He's a handsome psychiatrist who has come to evaluate the mental state of the Dojo. All dojo members are required to meet him for his collection of data.[/i]
[spoiler]Open to everyone! And no this isn't actually required, but you'll be missing out if you don't reply.[/spoiler]
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[b]The robot does as told, sitting in the chair [/b] "You are Mister Charlie?"
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"Yes, I am. I'm not sure why you're here though. I'm here to test patients with a brain and you being a robot...that's different."
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"Challenge you. Much different with robots"
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"Challenge? It's impossible!" [i]Charlie sighs.[/i] "Where were you born?...I mean made."
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"Born I was. Same as you, maybe not. But my programming birthed me."
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"Do you know where? What were your first moments like?"
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"Station Freya, Delta sector, Futura system, Spoi galaxy
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"Alright, what were your first moments of being alive like?"
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"Computing, analyzing, observing, simply becoming one with reality."
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"No emotions? No thoughts?"
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"Thoughts? Thoughts of world.... Emotions of hate, love, happy, sad"
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"Did any emotion stand out to you at the time?"
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"No. Emotions I do not specialize in"
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"...and you're taking this test why?"
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"Why do you offer your services?"
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"It's my job."
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"My job to challenge, observe, other things."
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"Well, you're challenging me with something that's impossible."
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"Improbable. Yet possible."
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"Improbable?! You have no emotions! How can I possibly evaluate you when there's nothing to evaluate?!"
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"Emotions I have. Now, suprised at your failure I am."
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"You just said you don't have any."
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"I do not have emotions the same you do. Emotions cannot be seen. I only speak of them"
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[i]Charlie laid back in his chair and sighed.[/i] "Great, not I'm learning about emotions from a robot."
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"Magical, is it not? Learning experience teaches much."
