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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 3:10:38 AM
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[i]A man walked into the dojo's sparring room and set it to look like a stereotypical office. His name was Charlie. He's a handsome psychiatrist who has come to evaluate the mental state of the Dojo. All dojo members are required to meet him for his collection of data.[/i]
[spoiler]Open to everyone! And no this isn't actually required, but you'll be missing out if you don't reply.[/spoiler]
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"That could be taken a lot of ways Charlie." [i] He said, and it occurred to him that he'd never told the shadowy man his name. [/i]
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"Lets just say this desk has had a lot more than just papers spread across it. What's your name again?"
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"Uh huh." [i] He says, an eyebrow raised.[/i] "Call me Ronin. It's what everyone else does."
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"Well Ronin, want a drink?"
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"Pass. I don't trust anything served by sketchy, not really psychiatrist." [i] He says with an àsshole smirk.[/i]
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[i]He sighs[/i] "I am really a psychiatrist whether or not you believe me is not my problem."
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"It's not really a problem for me either. We done here?"
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"Sure, buzzkill."
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[b]Fortis and Destanius sit down.[/b] "I call going first!" Says Fortis. "No way, I have some, um, important stuff that I have to attend to soon." Says Destanius.
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"Well, which one of you is it going to be? After a recent...uhh...mishap I'm only taking one at a time."
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[b]Fortis throws Destanius out the window, across the dojo.[/b] "I will be going first."
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[i]Charlie's eyes go wide as he watches a man be thrown out a window. [/i] "Okay...Where were you born, mister defenestration?"
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[spoiler]It wasn't a man...[/spoiler] "I was born... er... manufactured... on a planet that blew up long ago."
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[spoiler]I don't know. You didn't describe them. :P[/spoiler] "Okay, well where were you raised?"
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[spoiler]Sorry, I am still working on the bio. Destanius is a bipedal crocodile-ish warrior that is covered by a metal armor that sticks to him like a second skin.[/spoiler] "I was raised on flagship Ex Aqulius. The ship has since then been shot down."
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"Can you describe your experiences on that ship? Who raised you? What were they like?"
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 10/3/2016 11:45:58 AM"I was raised by Nitronex, the great tactician. He was wise, kind, and could kill almost anything in less than a second. He taught me the arts of war and he also taught me how to be wise. After he was done teaching, we said our goodbyes and I took a large ship and started to conquer our enemies."
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*Mortar walks up to Charlie, sighing a little* Hello sir, what do ya need?
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"Hello, my name is Charlie. I just need you to take a little mental test."
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Alright then. Is this gonna be like last time when you tamper with some things to toy with my emotions?
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"What are y-....Oh, you've met my brother Chuck? I apologize for what he may have done. He sent me some...pictures."
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Yeah, he's a very strange man. Shall we begin?
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"Are these your sister's?" [i]He hands over the pics Chuck had of Cyan.[/i]
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*He lets out an annoyed sigh* Nah, that was just some very detailed Photoshop. That is my sister, but not my sister, if that makes any sense
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[i]Charlie takes the pictures and throws them into the air as they catch on fire.[/i] "Well, lets start the test. Where were you born and how would you describe your experiences there?"
