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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 3:10:38 AM
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[i]A man walked into the dojo's sparring room and set it to look like a stereotypical office. His name was Charlie. He's a handsome psychiatrist who has come to evaluate the mental state of the Dojo. All dojo members are required to meet him for his collection of data.[/i]
[spoiler]Open to everyone! And no this isn't actually required, but you'll be missing out if you don't reply.[/spoiler]
English
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Okay. I was born on a planet called Anyo'Aan, which roughly translated to Underworld due to it's boiling temperature and lava lakes. Since infancy I had been experimented on.
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"So, a fun childhood? Nice. Do you have any loved ones? Family or friends?"
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Well you did see that picture of my sister. And i do have a girlfriend, and I have many friends here, so that's good
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"Who would you say has had a big impact on your life and how would you describe your relationship with them?"
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Yeah, I'd say that. *He seems to relax a little more, since this man seems nothing like Chuck*
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A small red flash appears in Charlie's eyes, but when he shakes his head it goes away. " How is your sister doing?"
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Well to be honest I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while.
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"How old is she? Does she have a boyfriend or girlfriend that you know of?"
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She's over thirty two... Thousand. And last time I saw her she did have a boyfriend...
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"I just turned thirty two thousand and a half! What a coincidence. Also, why do I have a feeling that you're lying about her having a boyfriend?"
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I dunno why. Though last time I saw him he was almost dead, helped him to the hospital on a planet called Gydaton
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"Oh, well he just died from...natural causes."
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Dude, I know you wanna be with Cyan, but you can't character jack. Seriously
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"You got me, he isn't dead. I mean, not yet."
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Okay, moving on. May I ask why you came to the Dojo? I feel there's more than just this
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"I travel a lot, Mortar. Part of the job and I happened to come here."
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Yes, but interplanetary travel is really rare in your field of work... Is there some other incentive hidden in that brain of yours?
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"Not mine, Mr. Mortar. It's my masters that pull the strings. I am nothing, but a puppet."
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Ah, intriguing. I am well aware as to how that feels, for the majority of my life
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"Yes, except I gave into it long ago, Mr. Mortar because I love the feeling.... You do realize I'm Chuck and not Charlie at the moment, right? I took control of this avatar a while ago."
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Oh, I kinda figured it out... Chuck [i]is[/i] a nickname of Charlie
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"Charlie is a separate person, my brother actually, we are not the same. Our sister is actually called Charlotte."
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Hilarious. Wait, so it says "Chuck" on your birth certificate? That's interesting
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A young woman stops by expecting to get some training in and becomes slightly confused as she sees the office. She dissapointedly sighs. "Great now what? Are we practicing psychological warfare in this room because this is just strange"
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[i]Charlie gives off a charismatic smile.[/i] "Hello, my name is Charlie. I am currently using this room to give members of the dojo a psychological test. If you sit down we can begin."
