originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Ha! No."
[b]The deity switches his legs so that the right crosses over the left.[/b]
"So, how will we start? 'What do I want to be when I grow up?' 'Where do I see myself in a year?' 'DID MY FATHER TOUCH ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD?!"'
[b]The Deity clearly jests as he over exaggerates his last comment of spite against the doctor.[/b]
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Charlie holds a smile. "I was just going to ask how your mom has been doing since last night."
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[b]The deity claps his hands as he starts laughing uncontrollably from the docs remark. He takes his feet of the desk and the chair he sits in fall forward as his feet touch the ground.[/b] "Ohhhhh boy! That was...WHEW! Gotta give you props for that one. Alright Doc, what do you wanna ask me?"
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"Where you born or created or hatched?"
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".....What the shit kinda question is that? Do I look like a damn lizard? Born."
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"I honestly don't know anymore with you people. Where were you born?"
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"Ko Rudo mountains, some 8000 years ago? I think? I was AFK for the majority of it."
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"AFK? So there's a player controlling you?"
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"A writer, actually!" [b]The deity says nonchalantly. Then he raises an eyebrow as he grins at the doctor.[/b] "What do you think about that...?"
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"I have an arrogant *sshole writer personally."
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"Ohhhh this is SO NOT CANNON. Mine is a sadistic fu[i]c[/i]k who will kill LITERALLY ANYONE. ITS KIND OF AWESOME."
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"No, I'm just self aware. In canon I know what I am, so this could be canon."
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"Well same here Doctor Grey.... Though I learned this from the god of madness. Who I then enslaved. That was fun."
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"Talking about madness, my writer's head is now spinning because of all the backlash he's getting for what he has written."
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"Why do you think I'm calling you Dr.Grey?"
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"I'm a psychiatrist? I don't know. A reference?"
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"Exactly! Anyways! Next question!"
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"How would you describe your childhood?"
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"You'll have to liquefy me up if you want to know anything about that! Next question."
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"That's a required question I'm afraid. Please, just answer it."
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"Killed my dad when I was 18...That's all you need to know..."
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"Oh, so you do have an edgy side? Noice."
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"I'm about as edgy as you are qualified to be a doctor! Take that as you will."
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"Damn, I'm qualified as f*ck!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/3/2016 6:51:40 PM"Didn't you say you were a psychiatrist?" [b]The doctor then realizes...the deity Just logic trapped him.[/b]
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"I'm also a certified doctor and I don't get what you're saying about logic trapping."