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"A writer, actually!" [b]The deity says nonchalantly. Then he raises an eyebrow as he grins at the doctor.[/b] "What do you think about that...?"
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"I have an arrogant *sshole writer personally."
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"Ohhhh this is SO NOT CANNON. Mine is a sadistic fu[i]c[/i]k who will kill LITERALLY ANYONE. ITS KIND OF AWESOME."
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"No, I'm just self aware. In canon I know what I am, so this could be canon."
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"Well same here Doctor Grey.... Though I learned this from the god of madness. Who I then enslaved. That was fun."
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"Talking about madness, my writer's head is now spinning because of all the backlash he's getting for what he has written."
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"Why do you think I'm calling you Dr.Grey?"
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"I'm a psychiatrist? I don't know. A reference?"
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"Exactly! Anyways! Next question!"
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"How would you describe your childhood?"
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"You'll have to liquefy me up if you want to know anything about that! Next question."
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"That's a required question I'm afraid. Please, just answer it."
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"Killed my dad when I was 18...That's all you need to know..."
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"Oh, so you do have an edgy side? Noice."
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"I'm about as edgy as you are qualified to be a doctor! Take that as you will."
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"Damn, I'm qualified as f*ck!"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/3/2016 6:51:40 PM"Didn't you say you were a psychiatrist?" [b]The doctor then realizes...the deity Just logic trapped him.[/b]
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"I'm also a certified doctor and I don't get what you're saying about logic trapping."
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"Did...you just talk to the bold letters?"
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"I can do whatever the hell I want."
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"Pretty aggressive language for a doctor slash Psychiatrist. What was your child hood like doctor?"
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"Punching babies and eating them. Why?"
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"And would you say this was a pacifying experience?" [b]The deity takes the clip board on the desk and bites the cap off a pen. He begins to write.[/b]
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"I think..." [i]The clip board turns to ashes.[/i] "...we could be great friends."
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[b]The deity grins.[/b] "Last time I made friends, I threatened that I put a bomb in their chest! Good times...."