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10/4/2016 2:46:53 AM
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The Fallen Will Pay For My Wall
Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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[i]This post is a paid promotion endorsed by Donald Trump for Speaker. All rights reserved.[/i]
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The wall is gonna be huuuge.
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Wrong.
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28 RepliesEdited by VibeMaster: 10/4/2016 11:43:36 PMJust remember that it was a Republican that, ended slavery. Not a Democrat. Killary for Prison 2016. [spoiler]my comma triggered somebody lol[/spoiler]
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Where's the patented Trump "Buhlee Mee"?
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I love what he just said . . .
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As long as you buff all our weapons back to their original states, I'm in.
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1 ReplyNow, may Mr. Trump's rival, Randal T. Vandal, please respond......
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2 RepliesI do wonder if the Secret Service have read this post, since they like to google things like president kill assassin clinton trump and see what kind of material pops up. Be prepared for some men in sunglasses to kick down your door, point 50-shot armor-piercing P-90 submachine guns at your head, take you off somewhere, and do things with rubber gloves that will still make your butt clench at the thought when you're celebrating your 300th birthday. May want to change that second option to something less threatening.
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2 RepliesEdited by Currrrtis Blow: 10/5/2016 12:55:20 AMThis is too literate to be a true Trump parody. Have you ever read transcripts of his press conferences and answers to questions? Trump speaks like a coked-out 4th grade chimpanzee.
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Do they know they're going to pay for it yet?
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*cocks Hawkmoon* You came to the wrong Tower asshole. I've been waiting for a chance to do this. Thanks for making my life easier. *shoots Trump in the face 13 time*
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15 Repliesall i ask is what has trump said that is blatantly racist and not him speaking his mind?
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Is there just a none of the above option in this election please. I don't want either hitlery or tronald dump
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This was funny. I had trums voice in my head as i read this. Goof stuff. But, tbh, i think if tump wins that he'll just be the face of the presidency while pence will be the actual president.
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Make Gjallarhorn great again.
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I wish I got to vote between a giant douche and a shit sandwich this year. It would be way better than the real candidates.
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[i]All Aboard![/i]
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EAD trump
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3 RepliesIn all truth, neither one is a good candidate. It's like trying to choose between a soggy shit sandwich and a steaming bowl of shit soup. Neither is good for you and both will leave a terrible taste in your mouth. Its well past time that we stopped putting "career" politicians into office. These are the very same people who have screwed everything up for the last couple of decades. They obviously don't care what happens to the people, just how much they can get for their votes.
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30 RepliesLol good thing most of the people on this poll are children who can't vote or we would have Hilary in office
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He's better than that communist hillary
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This incredible wall, it's incredible I tell you, will be YUGE. Because I have a plan I have a brilliant plan
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Id rather have Donald Trump than Luke Smith. You know, the guy who lies all the damn time and thinks he knows best for everyone else and forces his will and desires on the population. Aka, Hilary Clinton.
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1 ReplyDon't forget about Crooked Crota
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Seriously, vote Trump. Hillary can't get into office.
