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10/4/2016 2:46:53 AM
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The Fallen Will Pay For My Wall

Vote for Donald Trump!

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Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen. The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow. Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it. I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever. So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again! _ _ _ _ _ [i]This post is a paid promotion endorsed by Donald Trump for Speaker. All rights reserved.[/i]

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  • The man will betray the City and join forces with the Russian Willy Wonka. Where Trump will un-savor his lollilop and lick Hilary's blueberry plump. His fallen chocolate will help create a new golden age of hived candy bars with cobalt'd painted wrappers. Call 1-800(BushWinski) to win an all paid vacation to MexiTrumpeon, where orange is the new yellow, where a wall will never fall, and the tacos will be considered vegegerian cousine. Vote Trump 2016 or your money back! Guaranteed.

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