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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/5/2016 12:16:16 AM
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[u][b]DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY NEW GIRLFRIEND A TREE MR. SKY BEAR!!![/b][/u]
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"Im not a bear and that a tree"says nanos
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[u][b]F@CK YOU!!![/b][/u] *He goes back to kissing the tree.*
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[i]nanos crosses his arms trying to be patient with him. Little does nanos know that Keira was taking a nap in the tree in the branches above she wakes up seeing vorim kissing the tree she starts to giggle.[/i] "He right you know this is a tree and you woke me up vorim."says Keira [i]she yawns and jumps off the branch landing on all fours with out a sound.[/i]
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[u][b]Sapphire?! What were you doing in my girlfriend's hair?![/b][/u]
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"Im not sapphire im Keira"says Keira
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[u][b]No! What are you talking about Sapphire?![/b][/u]
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I can prove im not her look at my tail"says Keira [i]she turns around showing him her black fluffy tail.[/i] "See my tail is black and fluffy i have no stripes so im not her okay"says Keira
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[u][b]SAPPHIRE! YOU'RE NAKED!!![/b][/u]
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"IM NOT SAPPHIRE IM KEIRA"Says Keira "Dude what did you get into"says nanos
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*Vorim looks away from Keira, blocking his view of her with his hand. He grabs a tree branch, attempting to pull his [i]girlfriend[/i] with him.*
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"Oh my god im not naked and thats a tree damnit"says Keira
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*The branch snaps and he falls onto his butt. He looks at the branch and starts screaming.*
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"Oh my god quit screaming its a tree branch"says nanos. [i]nanos lands close by him.[/i]
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*He drops it, crawling backwards towards Nanos without realizing it.*
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[i]nanos and Keira just watch him crawl backwards.[/i]
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*He turns around and screams when he sees Nanos.* [u][b]GIANT PIGEON!!![/b][/u] *Vorim runs away from Nanos, forgetting about Keira and tripping over her.* [u][b]SAPPHIRE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY!!![/b][/u] *He gets up again, running and jumping, flying straight into a wall and falling down unconscious.*
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"Oh christ alright lets go get and take to his brother he should why he acting strange i hope "says nanos [i]he walk over and picks him up gently. Keira follows him as he starts walking towards the box.[/i]
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*Vorim just lays on his shoulder, mumbling to himself about naked tigers.*
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[i]keira just shakes her head when they get close to the box keira knocks on the door then waits. Nanos hopes that vorim doesn't wake up and start wigging out again.[/i]
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*The box opens and Luka answers the door.* *Luka "Oh no! Is uncle Borim okay?!"
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"Can you get your daddy please "says Keira
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*Luka "Okay miss cat lady..." *He goes back into the box and comes out a couple minutes later holding Sketch's hand.*
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"Um sketch your brother is acting very strange he kinda ran into a wall and knocked himself out"says Keira
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"Huh... Bring him in and set him on the couch... Did he lose control? Was he on all fours and barking or something like that?"
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"Um more like he was making out with a tree and called nanos a pigeon then kept calling me sapphire"says Keira "Yeah he is acting very strange indeed"says nanos [i]nanos carries him ove to the couch and gently sets him down.[/i]
