[spoiler]Because God doesn't believe in them.[/spoiler]
Checkm8atheists
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I want a label! I don't believe in God, but I also can't prove its all bs so I don't go around forcing my views on everyone. What am I?
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Atheism is the easiest religion to troll
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This is true and no, this post isn't a joke. Imagine all of reality and what-could-be as a circle. O Inside this circle, since we are a primitive species, is an infinitesimally tiny dot. This is all that we know. The atheist states that based on what he knows, God cannot exist. This means that the atheist is creating a definite statement/prediction of how the 99.9% rest of the circle will be based on the .1% he does know. Assuming he is wrong and he is uncertain, God could exist. Assuming he is right and he can 100% predict the full circle from his little bubble, he becomes omniscient - the defining trait of a God. By creating the paradigm there is no God, you either are infinitely misguided or you are infinitely wrong for you have become God.
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God's Not Dead!!!!!!!! U r amazing dude
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I'm not really religious or atheistic But you got to admit some of the stuff god made is very strange Panda -make a bear look like a cow Seahorse - lets make the males be the ones that get pregnant Mantis - lets make a bug that knows martial arts, and eats the head of their mating partner Spider - lets make something that farts rope
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Oh look. A failed attempt at humor.
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If Atheists actually believed what they claimed, they would be forced to admit our very existence is worthless.
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9/11 didn't actually happen
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See this? This is proof. You just can't argue with it.
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Germany doesn't exist
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I was having a religious argument the other day and someone said: "You need to read some books" Not any books in particular, just ...books.They also asked if I had watched God's Not Dead or Heaven is Real, which I assume are horrible movies. Why tf would I watch those?
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Edited by Eethen: 10/8/2016 8:04:25 PMThe very definition of god (or at least the Christian god) contradicts itself. "He" doesn't exist. [spoiler]And I know this is a joke. It's in the tags, I'm not stupid. Just thought I should share my opinion.[/spoiler]
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Fun fact. There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky. [i]the more you know[/i]
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God is real and he lives in Montana.
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Christians don't exist because [insert stupid logic here].
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Believers of the Christian God believe that he gave humanity choice. One of these choices is whether or not to believe in him. Therefore, he must believe in Athiests.
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We are actually all living in the matrix
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Clowns don't exist
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How can I exist, if eyes aren't real?
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WRONG! Atheists believe in religous people. God believes in religous people. Religious people believe in God + Atheists, therefore Religous people do believe in Atheists. If religous people believe in Atheists, who don't believe in God, even alongside the fact that God doesn't believe in Atheists, that means religous people believe that God does not believe in what is real. If God believes in religous people, but doesn't believe in what is real... Does that mean religous people don't exist? Okay, but if religous people don't exist, then there is no God to not believe things. If God doesn't not believe things, then God therefore believes things, as it is a double negative. Since God believes things, and Atheists are a thing... Then God truly does believe in Atheists. My brain hurts ._.
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Well you arent wrong
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And his name is [spoiler]JOHN CENA[/spoiler]
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Nobody exists
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