You cannot believe this shit until you read it.
"Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth. They will not tolerate any forms of military violence on Earth or in space."
I feel like I'm actually losing my mind. This election is better than all soap operas and reality shows put together. We have officially crossed over to... the Twilight Zone.
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You'd have to be really gullible to think that in such a large universe aliens would find their way here just going off of an email leak from a crazy lady that you found on a wiki site coming from some guy on the internet that you don't know.