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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
10/12/2016 10:35:44 PM
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[b][i][u]Oh... It's her...[/u][/i][/b]
*It was 2:30 in the morning. Seemingly no one was awake. It was dark and cool, the crickets chirped and the whole Dojo was only lit by torches that burned a strange, relaxing blue color.(Sketch set up said torches a few days before just to make the Dojo look nicer to him when he stayed up to patrol it once every two nights.)*
*But the soft blue glow dancing across the walls seemed to start getting overpowered by a multicolored multicolored light that started shining through windows. Bright multicolored light seeped through the seams of the gate before it was suddenly pushed open.*
*Standing there was a very strange sight. A knightess clad in medieval knight's armor that was covered in small 1X2 inch tv screens. Each screen glowed a solid color and would seemingly change color at random. She had a sword with a three and a half foot blade. The strangest part about the sword was that the blade itself seemed to be a sharpened, double sided screen which colors seemed to ripple across at random.*
"Hmmm... Nah."
*She moves off to about three feet to the right of the gate. A large, white laser beam burns though the wall from the outside and makes a circle as the space of the wall inside the circle proceeds to glow red and melt.*
*The knightess steps through the new entrance and into the Dojo, the blade of her sword smoking and turning from white back to multicolored.*
"HeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEYYYYY SISTERS!!! GUESSS WHO'S BAAAAAAAACK!!!?!"
*She looked around noticing the torches.*
"Huh... Nice lighting... I like it..."
[spoiler]OPEN!!! Prepare to meet Elvis Rosegold!!![/spoiler]
English
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*Mortar walks up to them, clearly pissed* Hey. What the hell are you doing at this hour? Couldn't you have done that shit tomorrow morning?
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*She turns to him.* "DADDYYYYYYY!" *The jets on her boots activate and she goes flying towards Mortar. She spins around, kicking Mortar in the face.* "YOU KICKED ME OUT OF YOUR OWN SCHOOL ON THE FIRST DAY!!!"
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*He forms an iron ball between the two of them, knocking her back* Who the HELL are you?
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"I'm Elvis Rosegold, dad!"
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Rosegold? I have no idea who that is
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"Have you heard of my sisters?! Marcia, Jacqui, Violet and Emily!?"
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Sorry, no
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"Well, you need to take me to them! Now!"
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I don't know who the hell they are!
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"Then you better figure out!"
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I don't "better do" anything!
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"Yes you do!!! I swear!!!"
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 10/13/2016 6:54:48 PMWatch your profanity. Don't swear
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"F@&$! A$$! S#%&! Dolphin!"
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*He flat out slaps her after she says that*
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*Her helmet just spins around on her head just like a cartoon. She stops it so it's facing backwards but doesn't turn it back around.* "What the f@&$ did I do?!"
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I dunno. *Mortar slaps her again*
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*She holds the helmet to keep it from spinning. She slaps him back.*
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