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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/12/2016 11:06:37 PM
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*She is suddenly completely calm.*
"Well let's see... I ran away... I tried to come back but somehow ended up saving a village of Native Tatakaians and now they think I'm a god... Um... Some family of a$$holes took me in off the streets and then kicked me out a week later when they realized I'm me. Umm... I kept myself from starving to death by telling people my real name and then biting off their fingers when they called me by my real name... I think I became the rat queen, the cat queen, and the cat hawk queen all in one day... I was taken in by a family of sky bears and I killed them and ate them when they called me by my real name..."
*She continues talking for about an hour...*
"... I woke up naked in the disco museum and I stole their set of disco armor along with the sword of swordliness... Eventually I just thought [i]meh, f@&$ it,[/i] and I decided to track you guys down and came here... I saw this furry who was sleeping in a tree and using this duster as a blanket and so obviously I stripped naked and stole the duster. Well apparently he was actually wearing the duster. God, he acted like he'd never seen a naked woman before... Well, I pulled the duster off of him and now it's mine..."
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[i]Violet just nodded her head throughout the whole thing.[/i] "So...you're naked under that duster?"
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"Well, yeah! What have I been telling you? You always were the smart one..."
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[i]Violet just keeps staring at Elvis with a confused expression.[/i] "No, but...you literally stripped naked and stole that duster and now that's all you're wearing?"
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*She nods, clearly getting annoyed.* "Yeah bro. Where do you think we are? Um... The moon maybe?"
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[i]Violet hangs her head and pats Elvis on the head.[/i] "Yeah, we're on the moon."
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"F@&$!!! I NEW THAT BABY WAS LYING!!!" *She backhands another lamp, knocking it to the ground as well.*
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[i]Violet laughs.[/i] "You were always the best at cheering me up, Elvis."
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"Well f@&$ you too then." *She crosses her arms and turns away.*
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[i]Violet rolled her eyes and continued to smile as she hugged Elvis from behind.[/i] "You're so funny!"
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"That's what a communist would say!!!" *She starts trying to shake Violet off.*
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[i]With Elvis' shaking Violet takes off the duster. Violet then kicks Elvis out of the library and locks the door from the inside.[/i] "You were always the stupid one."
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"Thank you so much! I'm gonna go grab the first guy I see and make out with him!"
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[i]Violet facepalms.[/i] "Not my fault. Not my fault. Not my fault. Not my fault."
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"I'm gonna get pregnant!!! No clothes, yeah!" *Knowing Elvis, she isn't bluffing.*
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[i]Violet just walks back to her book.[/i] "I always wanted to be an aunt anyway."
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*She breaks down the door.* "ELVIS QUAN DO!!!" *She walks up, putting the duster back on.* "If you wanna be an aunt then you're outta luck!"
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[i]Violet makes a spark with her hand and incinerates the duster.[/i] "Oh, well..."
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*Nothing happens.* "Ooooo! It's a super duster!!!"
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[i]Violet snarls at the duster.[/i] "Why won't you burn? You're ruining my fun!"
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"Maybe it just likes me... Why do you want to get me naked anyway?"
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"It would be fun to watch all of the reactions as you danced around without a care."
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"Hmm... Yeah... Let's frolic around nude together! Yeeeaaah!!!" *She takes the duster back off and starts dancing around the library.*
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[i]Violet laughs.[/i] "Sorry, I'm not getting naked. I'll stay clothed thank you very much."
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"You suggested it b@&$# we're either both running around nude or we're both running around naked!!!"
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[i]Violet looked confused.[/i] "That's the same thing, Elvis."
