originally posted in:The New Dojo
[b]The deity was told to go check it out.
Reluctantly, of course. But either way,
he had nothing else to do. So he walked down to the castle, and entered the courtyard.[/b]
"Yo! Mr. Roboto?! What's going on?"
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[b]The robot turns towards you, a strange glow around him. He seemed to sigh as he spoke [/b] "The Dight have abandoned their post here."
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"The....who?" [b]The deity genuinely had no clue who the Dight were.[/b]
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"Royal's Legion during the Holy Wars."
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"Shia had an army? Cool, cool. So two questions then. One, why were they here? Two, why did they leave?"
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"They were here because their-" [i]"Because I was here."[/i] [b]Royal comes down the pathway, though he looks... Different. His hair is long and shaggy. It seems like he has shaved in a while [/b] [i]"They left because well... Lancelot needed us."[/i]
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"Okay. Where's Arthur at then?" [b]The deity said this as a joke. But....[/b]
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[i]"I do not know. Perhaps you should ask... What's his name again Enux?"[/i] "I think it was James Pendragon"
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"Uhhhhhh. Shia? Why did Mr. Roboto call you Enix....?"
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[spoiler]Roy is Italics ;-;[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]So confused. [/spoiler] "Never mind then! I'm an idiot! What the hell is going on here?"
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Royal- "Enux here was once a Dight Member." Enux- "Indeed I was."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/16/2016 3:31:59 AM"Okay, great! So why'd everyone leave then? You uh. May have already answered the question...."
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Royal- "Yeah I did. Needed to help Lancelot with something. Might take a bit."
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"Ohhhhhh. Gotcha. So this place is just...abandoned then?"
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"Until we return yeah. Forgot to get the gates probably."
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"Well. I'm sure it could be used for SOMETHING in the meantime."
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"You can't have it."
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"No! Of course not! I just think it would be a waste to let it go to... Well waste! And with Halloween in two weeks well.... Why not make a little money off it?"
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"You wanna make a haunted house out of my castle??"
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"Yes! Now there's a money making mind! Come on! We could put some cob webs around! Maybe some spiders? Flaming crosses? We could charge twenty bucks a ticket!"
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"TWENTY BUCKS TO WALK AROUND THE DIGHT'S HOME?!"
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"Once we decorate it?! Get some actors?! It's gunna be awesome! Come onnnnn. You know it's a good idea...."
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"....." [b]He sighs, as if he were almost considering it [/b]
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"Ohhhh come on now. You know it will be profitable!"
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"If you could swear no one would touch ANYTHING."