...and here's the result:
[spoiler] This was a triumph!
I be bustin a note here:
Big-Ass success!
It aint nuthin but hard ta overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
Us dudes do what tha -blam!- we must
because we can
For tha phat of all of us.
Except tha ones whoz ass is dead as -blam!-in fried chicken.
But there be a no sense bustin up like a biatch
over every last mutha-blam!-in mistake.
Yo ass just keep on tryin
'til you run outta cake.
And tha science gets done.
And you cook up a neat gun
for tha playas whoz ass is
still kickin it.
I aint even mad salty...
I be bein so sincere n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do.
Even though you broke mah ass,
and capped mah dirty ass.
And tore me ta pieces.
And threw every last mutha-blam!-in piece tha -blam!- into a gangbangin' fire.
As they burned it hurt cuz
I was so aiiight fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?
Now, these pointz of data
make a funky-ass dope line.
And we outta beta.
We releasin on time biaatch!
So I be GLaD I gots burned dawwwg!
Think of all tha thangs our slick asses hustled dawwwg!
for tha playas whoz ass are
still kickin it.
Go ahead n' leave mah dirty ass...
Yo ass KNOW I'd prefer ta stay inside...
Maybe you gonna find one of mah thugs
to help you, biatch.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke yo. Ha Ha. Fat Chizzle biaatch!
Anyway dis cake is pimped out playa!
It aint nuthin but so delicious n' moist playa!
Look at me: still rappin'
when there be a science ta do!
When I look up there,
it make me glad I aint you, biatch.
Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I experiments ta run.
There is research ta be done.
On tha playas whoz ass are
still kickin it.
And believe me I be
still kickin dat shit, yo.
I be bustin science n' I'm
still kickin it.
I feel dunkadelic n' I'm
still kickin it.
While you dyin I be bout ta be
still kickin it.
And when you dead I'ma be
still kickin it
Still kickin it.
Still kickin it. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Some Mutha-blam!-a once holla'd at mah crazy ass tha ghetto is gonna roll mah dirty ass I ain't tha sharpest tool up in tha shed Bitch was lookin kind of dumb wit her finger n' her thumb In tha shape of a "L" on her forehead Well tha mutha-blam!-in years start comin n' they don't stop coming Fed ta tha rulez n' I hit tha ground hustlin Didn't make sense not ta live fo' fun Yo crazy-ass dome gets smart-ass but yo' head gets dumb So much ta do, so much ta see So whatz wack wit takin tha back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Yo now, you a all-star, git yo' game on, go play Yo now, you a rock star, git tha show on, git paid And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold It aint nuthin but a cold-ass lil def place n' they say it gets colder Yo ass is bundled up now, wait till you git older But tha meteor pimps beg ta differ Judgin by tha hole up in tha satellite picture Da ice we skate is gettin pretty thin Da waterz gettin warm so you might as well swim My -blam!-in ghettoz on fire, how tha -blam!- bout yours? Thatz tha way I wanna bust a nut on it n' I never git bored Yo now, you a all-star, git yo' game on, go play Yo now, you a rock star, git tha show on, git paid All dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold Yo now, you a all-star, git yo' game on, go play Yo now, you a rock star, git tha show, on git paid And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars Some Mutha-blam!-a once axed could I spare some chizzle fo' gas? I need ta git mah dirty ass away from dis place I holla'd yep what tha -blam!- a cold-ass lil concept I could bust a lil gin n juice mah dirty ass And we could all bust a lil chizzle Well, tha mutha-blam!-in years start comin n' they don't stop coming Fed ta tha rulez n' I hit tha ground hustlin Didn't make sense not ta live fo' fun Yo crazy-ass dome gets smart-ass but yo' head gets dumb So much ta do, so much ta see So whatz wack wit takin tha back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Yo now, you a all-star, git yo' game on, go play Yo now, you a rock star, git tha show on, git paid And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold[/spoiler]