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10/17/2016 5:32:08 PM
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If Destiny were a game of Monopoly...

Stay with me on this and I won't let you down. This is a representation of the classes or weapons in destiny that represent places in Monopoly. Also note that not everything in Destiny or Monopoly will be in here. Just popular things. Also note that this is 90% comedy post, 10% "whining" post. Here we go. Baltic and Mediterranean Ave= Tripmine Grenades: You land on it, its a small blow and only really affects you if you've already been hit. In most cases you shrug it off and recover in a short time. Chance/Community Chest= The Last Word: There's a chance you get what you want out of it. There's a chance it screws you over. Jail= Stormcallers: you can't escape unless you get lucky. Lol get it? 4 railroads= Strikers: around every corner waiting patiently. Red properties (Kentucky, Illinois, Indiana)= Snipers: Pack a punch but not nearly as bad as some other things in this game. Green properties (Pacific, North Carolina, Pennsylvania)= Shinobu's Vow, Ophidian Aspect- Annoying as hell to deal with and one of the best things in the game. Park Place= The Palindrome, Eyasluna, Grasp of Malok, The Clever Dragon, Matador 64, Party Crasher +1- In a really good spot right now but you need a good roll (double entendre, that deserves a like) Boardwalk= High Caliber Rounds, Snapshot, QuickDraw, Counterbalance, Braced Frame/Handlaid Stock, Smallbore, Rifled/Reinforced Barrel, Rangefinder, Full Auto, Aggressive Ballistics, Hidden Hand, Hot Swap, Life Support, Shortgaze, Longview, Ambush, Final Round, Luck in the Chamber- The most sought after crap in the game without a doubt. Everyone wants it but once again you need a good roll. That wraps up this post. Anything I forgot? Any more funny/serious ideas? Let me know in the comments. (I feel like I'm on my YouTube channel 😂)

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  • I think each "property" should be a weapon. Gjallarhorn is Boardwalk and Hawkmoon would be the other dark blue property (personal preference but Hawkmoon is my favorite).

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