originally posted in:The New Dojo
Do I look like the guy to be legal?
[i]he asked, almost insulted.[/i]
English
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[i]Ok ok, just saying that the legal options only pay 10-15 million. You'll get 75 million if you take the illegal route.[/i]
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So if I shoot you and drag your ass to whoever the illegal dudes are, I can make $75 million? What did you do to get a bounty that high?
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[i]Well, I killed about 38 of their guys, one of them I beat to death with a box of cereal. And I stole about 250 million worth of gold.[/i]
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Alright, I can believe 38 dead people. That's less than average for me. Now the cereal box? That's.... interesting to say the least. 250 mil in gold? How the hell did you carry all that? [i]he asked.[/i]
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[i]Well, the cereal box I still dont understand. But the gold I stole, just stole it when they wernt looking. I still got it stuffed in my apartment somewhere.[/i]