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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/21/2016 9:08:06 PM
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Great! Now, take this. [b]he hands Endermaster a camera[/b] If we find her I want a good shot of her. This could make me rich.
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"Of course" (He sets off walking, changing his vision lower down the electromagnetic spectrum, looking the heat signitures of a giant man and a giant snake)
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[b]he doesn't see anything but he hears a hissing from behind[/b] This could be it... [b]the man with Endermaster then suddenly hits the floor before he can turn and is dragged away screaming[/b]
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(Out of instinct, he turns and attempts to blast whatever is attacking away)
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[b]nothing is there and the shot hits a tree[/b]
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(The tree slowly keels over in the direction the man went)
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[b]it kneels over to another tree to its left[/b]
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(Which falls on the snake's tail ( well, the end of its tail, as it pretty much is a tail))
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[b]it crushes the snake, considering it was just a normal snake[/b] [b]it also crushes the man[/b]
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*awkwardness* (The figure carries on looking for goliath and the massive snake)
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[b]you keep walking through and hear the sound of a monkey, then poop hits the side of your face[/b]
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(There's a small breeze if purple mist, and the poop dissapears. He carry on looking)
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[b]a banana peel falls in front of you and you slip on it[/b]
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(The figure blasts the monkey away without so much as looking at it, and carries on)
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[b]all of a sudden, you're pinned to the ground and your gun is taken, monkeys are everywhere[/b] [b]a monkey runs off with your gun[/b]
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(Suddenly the monkeys realise the 'gun' is a banana peel, as the figure doesn't use guns, just as they are all pressure - blasted away by an impatient figure, who is still looking for goliath)
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[b]more monkeys just keep coming and hitting you everywhere, you hear a laugh[/b] [b]it echoes through the forest and is a deep laugh[/b]
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(The figure, without such as breaking pace, expertly blasts every one away) "Goliath?"
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[b]you hear giant heavy footsteps[/b] [b]all of sudden you feel a tail wrap around you and lift you up high in the air, and you're face to face with a giant man with bark for skin, but he has multiple branches on him sticking out with leaves as well, and his eyes are just all black. Also, he has no tongue or teeth. Or ears for that matter.[/b] [b]he starts to talk with his deep loud voice again[/b] Who are you? And why should I let you live?
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(The figure made his voice much louder, but the tone unchanging) "[b]I am of the blobs. They require your help from an enemy controlled, albeit unknowingly, by the quish.[/b]"
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[spoiler]Tubbs isn't being controlled by the Quish[/spoiler] Ha! I've been looking for them! But who is this enemy?
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[spoiler]he's being manipulated by them, though.[/spoiler] "[b]the kingdom of the one named 'tubbs'"[/b]
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[spoiler]But he's not. He's doing this because he wants to keep the Blobs alive.[/spoiler] That dude? Ha! He couldn't hurt a fly! And what's he doing to them?
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[spoiler]what? I thought the whole reason the quish attacked tubbs was to create a war that would wipe the blobs out.[/spoiler] "[b]they are in a war. A silly, foolish war. But they must be preserved.[/b]"
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[spoiler]It wasn't the Quish who attacked Tubbs. It was a random Blob lol. And each side thinks the other side started it.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Works's side didn't know Tubbs got attacked so when he attacked them back for revenge they thought he started it.[/spoiler] Hmm. I'll help, but first I need your help with something.
