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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
10/22/2016 3:37:17 PM
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[b]The deity points to himself, pretending to be clueless.[/b]
"Who, me?"
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Yes you. You're the only one alive here besides me! [b]he puts the rifle up and takes out the whip, he then whips you across the face with it[/b] That always works...
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"Ow! GOD DAMNIT! That was REALLY unnecessary! I'm looking for you!" [b]The deity rubbed the fresh scar across his face, his skin broken. [/b]
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Why so? And how did you know I was here?
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"I'm here to pick you up for your fancy new king! Tubbs! That's "why so!"
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What does that guy want?
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"He wants you to smack his ass with that whip of yours."
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[b]he hits your knee with the whip[/b]
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"Ah! Ahaha! Shit! Jesus man calm down! He needs your help in a civil war that came outta no where!" [b]He rubs his knee.[/b] "God damn dude!"
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Ha. I won't be helping. This place is paradise.
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[b]The deity raises an eyebrow at the man. Then to the dead body.[/b] "....Ya. Paradise. I can see the appeal of people wanting to kill you."
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Yeah, the ultimate hunt. The only others living here are strong like me. The animals from other planets are too easy. Now, I got harder animals and tougher humans to fight.
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"Ah. So the worlds largest gladiator match is that it...?" [b]The deity pushes himself up, putting less weight on his scarred knee. Then, he got an idea.[/b] "So. You love the competition, right?"
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Of course. I love the hunt and the competition these humans provide. However, the humans are growing rather stupid.
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"Therefor...the competition is growing weak. Alright... why don't we work together then, hey? I help you win this game, then you come back with me to help out the king."
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How would you help the competition grow harder?
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Okay clearly you are more brute force then intelligence.... I. HELP. YOU. WIN. GAME. YOU. AGREE? YES?"
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I don't need help. These people are weak. I just want someone tough to face, someone who will truly make this a competition.
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".....Got it. Well. Then tell you what. I beat you, you come with me to fight for the king. If you win... Well I'll probably be dead."
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Hmmmm... Should be fun. You have a deal. Tell your king you won't be coming back alive.
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"Ya...right." [b]The deity raises his fists, not even drawing his blade.[/b]
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Right now?
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"...Well unless you wanted to go out for coffee first, ya. Right now."
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I was gonna give you time to prepare, set up traps and stuff.
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[b]The deity grows a dumbfounded look.[/b] "What is this? Some kinda mousetrap game? We fight now."
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It was supposed to be... Oh well, I will use my fists as well. [b]he puts the whip up and tackles you[/b]
