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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/22/2016 4:14:49 PM
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[b]you hear giant heavy footsteps[/b]
[b]all of sudden you feel a tail wrap around you and lift you up high in the air, and you're face to face with a giant man with bark for skin, but he has multiple branches on him sticking out with leaves as well, and his eyes are just all black. Also, he has no tongue or teeth. Or ears for that matter.[/b]
[b]he starts to talk with his deep loud voice again[/b]
Who are you? And why should I let you live?
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"[i]why are you behaving differently then usual?[/i]"
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Why should I tell you?
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"[i]because telling goliath would be of great help for the blobs. I suppose you heard what I said about the war.[/i]"
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Yesssssss. Do you really want to know?
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"[i]yes"[/i]
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I'm ssssizing him up.
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"[i]what? Why?[/i]"
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To eat him.
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"[i]why? You can be provided with better food.[/i]"
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These animals are far too small. I'd have to eat about 50 a meal. This way I can eat him and save him a while.
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"If you give me a answer to tell goliath you both would be back with the blobs and get better food."
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What could I eat there?
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"[i]better food. Cows,, pigs, sheep. And, to be honest, goliath looks utterly disgusting. [/i]"
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That's what I thought at first too. But when we were summoned back and were hunting I accidentally bit him. He tastes delicious.
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"There's still probably nicer things"
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Then find me something big and delicious.
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'[i]I will. But first you must give me a reason to tell goliath, so I can.[/i]"
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Tell him I was just making sure he has enough food in him. And I get cold at night here so I sleep with him.
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"[i]ill say that[/i]" (The figure says that to goliath)
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[b]Diamond is out of your mind now[/b] [b]so Goliath is talking[/b] Huh, must just be tired of watching me die. Oh well, I'm going to bed. [b]he lays down in the middle of the thing and starts to sleep, Diamond crawls up beside him and sleeps as well[/b]
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[spoiler]end?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you have to find food for Diamond[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the agreement was after he joined the blobs[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yeah but Diamond will eat him soon if you don't find Diamond food[/spoiler] [spoiler]then nobody will help[/spoiler]
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(The figure gets a genetically modified turkey to be absolutely massive and delicious and gives it to Dimon and they all live happily ever after)
