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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/22/2016 7:16:16 PM
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Okay clearly you are more brute force then intelligence.... I. HELP. YOU. WIN. GAME. YOU. AGREE? YES?"
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I don't need help. These people are weak. I just want someone tough to face, someone who will truly make this a competition.
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".....Got it. Well. Then tell you what. I beat you, you come with me to fight for the king. If you win... Well I'll probably be dead."
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Hmmmm... Should be fun. You have a deal. Tell your king you won't be coming back alive.
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"Ya...right." [b]The deity raises his fists, not even drawing his blade.[/b]
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Right now?
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"...Well unless you wanted to go out for coffee first, ya. Right now."
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I was gonna give you time to prepare, set up traps and stuff.
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[b]The deity grows a dumbfounded look.[/b] "What is this? Some kinda mousetrap game? We fight now."
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It was supposed to be... Oh well, I will use my fists as well. [b]he puts the whip up and tackles you[/b]
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[b]The deity was seemingly tackled by everything these days. So he easily recognized the movement. He quickly knelt down as the man jumped towards him, and he grabbed him by the chest. Using the momentum from his foe against him as he turned and slammed him into the ground. The deity jumped up, a hop to his step as he threw some shadow punches at the air.[/b] "Ever watch Rocky?" [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEnIkz82A0[/spoiler]
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No... Us Guardians don't get much TV. [b]he jumps up and uppercuts you, then punches you in the side[/b]
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[spoiler]Jump in the air and uppercut....? Im just imagining how ridiculous that would look.... Also. Stop saying "you" please. This is third person![/spoiler] [b]The deity roundhouse kicked the uppercut to the side, but that exposed him to the hit to his side. The armour blocked the force of the punch with ease, and any normal man's hand would likely break from contact of that measure. Still, the deity reeled back from the hit, holding his side as if he was actually hit. [/b]
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[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler] [spoiler]force of habit[/spoiler] [b]he runs and jumps off the wall, in the air after jumping off the wall he punches you in the face[/b] You're a worthy adversary Mr...
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[spoiler]You did it again.[/spoiler] [spoiler]And you are ignoring moves again. [/spoiler] [b]The deity quickly hit the punch to the side with his right elbow, force palming the guardian in the chest to get him back.[/b] "Deity. Fierce...Deity."
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[b]he stumbles back while holding his face[/b] [b]he then jumps over Deity and turns when he lands, shortly after he punches Deity in the back as hard as he can[/b] What an odd name. [spoiler]my bad[/spoiler] [spoiler]all he did was get punched, want me to make his arm fall off?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No, just that normally if you were to punch steel your hand probably wouldn't feel all that good.[/spoiler] [b]The deity falls forward, but the guardian still hit him where his armour was. The deity quickly turns, throwing a kick at him.[/b]
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[b]he falls to the ground holding his hand, unintentionally dodging the kick[/b] [b]he does quickly recover though and stab Deity's knee with his knife[/b] I can use a weapon if you can use steel.
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"AGH. GOD DAMNIT!" [b]The deity hit the Guadians neck with his fist, while he stabbed him in the knee. The punch contacted his neck, delivering a powerful blow.[/b]
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[spoiler]did you mean Deity punched him while he stabbed Deity or Deity stabbed and punched him?[/spoiler] A strong punch... [b]he coughs a nasty cough[/b] [b]he then gets up and grabs Deity by the neck, then slams him into the wall and starts choking him [/b]
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[spoiler]After he stabbed him in the knee the Deity punched him.[/spoiler] "Gurk!" [b]The deity held the guardians wrist with his left hand, trying to keep it away. He then punched him across the face with his right hand in an attempt to break his grasp.[/b]
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[b]he falls to the side, bringing you down with him[/b] [b]when he hits the ground he let's go[/b]
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[b]The deity doesn't even bother standing, and instead gets on top of the guardian where he relentlessly punches him in the face repeatedly.[/b]
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[b]the guardian knees him in the butt and throws him off[/b] [b]he then stands up and kicks Deity in the face[/b]
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[b]The deity grabs the guardian by the foot as he kicks, and pulls. Sending him crashing back down into the floor. The deity kneels beside him as he holds him down, punching him in the face again.[/b]
