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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/26/2016 1:32:09 AM
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"Wait! Hold up! We can save a whole lot of time here!
Death? Are you a guardian?!"
[b]The deity just realized that he answered is own question as he said it. Of course he was a guardian.[/b]
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I'm Lonles. Not Death... And yes I am a Guardian. And you are the Deity. Came here to find me for the Blobs? I tried to make it super easy to find me by the way. Now, let's skip the chat chat and get down to business. One, why do they need me this time? Two, I need help first. Since they didn't come ask me theirselves it'll cost them.
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"Okay, Well king tubbathy wants you to help him kick the SHIT outta a rebellion. Soooo...I'm a total grunt. Just tell me what you need death and we can get this over with."
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Tubbathy?
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"Just.... Fu[i]c[/i]king tell me what you want, okay?"
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Do you mean Tubbs?
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"OH MY GOD. YES. FOR CHRISTS SAKE."
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[b]he seems shocked but quickly goes back to normal[/b] What do I want you to do? I want you to find my dog.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:35:40 PM"Find your...." [b]The deity rubs the bridge of his nose in disbelief.[/b] "[i]F[/i]uck me...okay. Fine. I'll get your damn dog. What does it look like?"
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It looks like a dog made out of bones you idiot! What else would it look like!?
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"I don't know. You look like a poodle kinda guy to me." [b]The fact was, the deity was throwing a thick blanket of sarcasm over his words.[/b]
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Nah, I don't like show dogs. I like German Shepards. Very useful. [b]he's just as sarcastic back[/b]
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"Great. Well, you can stay here and play with your bones while I go find your dog. Kay?"
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Yep. Btw, his name is "Jack". And he likes chicken.
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"Well I don't see any damn chickens here, you know, because it's a graveyard? Feel free to pull one out of your ass though."
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I don't have one. I'm a skeleton. But, I bet you got some stuff in yours. You probably don't even know everything up in there do you?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/26/2016 8:51:07 PM"That's.... Really gross. You are...really weird. I'm leaving now. Fu[i]c[/i]king weirdo..." [b]The deity trekked out of the graveyard in the search of the dog.[/b]
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[b]it seems like the whole island is a graveyard...[/b] [b]you see dirt flying up behind a tombstone[/b]
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"Why is the dirt...flying?" [b]The deity looks at the bold.[/b] "Ohhhhh. Lying. Got it." [b]The deity kneels down by the dirt, pinching a little amount of it and smelling it. Trying to see if he smells any dog or bones across it.[/b]
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[b]dumb dumb[/b] [b]i don't misspell[/b] [b]the dirt was flying everywhere, as in being launched in the air, sent flying, etc...[/b] [b]Deity notices a dog made of bones digging it up, but before he can get closer, the dog barks at him and runs away[/b]
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"Well! Screw weird ways of forming sentences then! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" [b]The deity started to chase after the doggo.[/b]
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[b]it stops dead in it's tracks when he gets close, causing him to trip over it[/b] [b]it then keeps running and a hand pops out of the ground and grabs it[/b]
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"Well! That makes sense!" [b]Deity sprints towards the hound, and he already begins to slash at the hand as he gets close.[/b]
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[b]yeah it does[/b] [b]another hand comes through and grabs your foot[/b] [b]about 10 zombies crawl out of the ground[/b]
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"Shit!" [b]The deity yanks his foot out of the walkers grasp. Then quickly sends his blade towards the neck of the nearest zombie.[/b]
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[spoiler]never say Walker again or I'll make sure Deity doesn't make it out with all his fingers[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk jk, I can't do that[/spoiler] [b]it cuts off the zombies head and the dog runs to Deity, hiding behind his leg[/b] [b]one zombie starts running at you[/b]
