originally posted in:The New Dojo
"Okay, Well king tubbathy wants you to help him kick the SHIT outta a rebellion.
Soooo...I'm a total grunt. Just tell me what you need death and we can get this over with."
English
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[spoiler]OMG PANTS![/spoiler] [spoiler]EDIT THAT RIGHT NOW![/spoiler] [spoiler]THAT'S TOO SHORT OF A POST LABDHSJGNEJRNDH[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk every reply should be like that[/spoiler] [b]it doesn't hurt him[/b] [b]the dog barks at him[/b]
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[spoiler]What, mediocre?[/spoiler] "What is it mutt?"
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[b]it grabs one of the bones and starts chewing on it[/b] [spoiler]no, one liners[/spoiler]
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"Come on...let's.... Hmmmmmm." The deity grabs the bone, taking it from the dogs grasp. "You want the bone boy?!"
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[b]it jumps for the bone[/b]
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He raises it so it's out of its grasp. "Come on boy! Let's go!" The deity begins to run towards the graveyard, bone in hand.
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[b]it follows back to Lonles and jumps on you when you arrive, growing impatient[/b]
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"Ah! Little...." The deity throws the bone at Lonles's feet. "Go get the bone!"
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[b]it runs and grabs the bone then lays down and starts chewing it[/b] Lonles- I hope he was no trouble.
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"Of course he was! He's a Skeleton dog...thing! Are you gunna go help out the king now?"
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Yeah. Let's go. [spoiler]end[/spoiler]
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"What the hell...?" The deity knelt down to the dog. And reached out to grab the orb.
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[b]Prances about, stark naked with a cowboy hat and revolver [/b] "I'm jacking your plot!"
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[b]Nukes from orbit.[/b]
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[b]Prances into the sunset, escaping the nuke and letting you have the plot [/b]
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[spoiler]nsbzhshshizhsbsbshj[/spoiler] [spoiler]ive been doing good...[/spoiler] [b]3 more run at him, all in front of him[/b]