And I just want to tell you three things I learned about Australia
1: you guys are real survivalists! I don't know how you survive in that desert wasteland, but you do it well!
2: you guys really like bloomin' onions. I go to the outback all the time, and I love getting bloomin' onions there, so I imagine you do too.
3: you guys use kangaroos to get around. You guys are great at using what little resources you have! Instead of using cars to get to places, you guys just hop into a kangaroo's pouch and tell him where to go! It's really smart!
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I'm really -blam!-ing salty