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originally posted in:The Individuales
11/1/2016 10:06:53 PM
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My friend smokes Snickers bars.
Let me explain. This friend, let's call him Josiah, smokes Snickers bars. He simply places the candy into his mouth, lights it, then takes a few hits. Now, a snickers bar, as I've heard from him, melts very quickly so he must constantly keep replacing the bars. I've witnessed Josiah go down to the local store, high as a kite, and buy about 50 bags of Dorito's. I still have no clue how he gets this money, but that's not my problem.[spoiler]This concludes my story.[/spoiler]
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3 Replies...some men aren't looking for anything logical like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the snickers burn.
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Lol wth
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Will attempt
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/217178104/0/0
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2 RepliesYou smoke penis
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Edited by ToG: 11/2/2016 11:28:22 AMTell to sniff emergen-c And smoke cow manure Much better [spoiler]...a casual loop in this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into...[/spoiler]
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Spicy
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1 ReplyHe does this why...? To be cool...?
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Inb4FDAmakesSnickersillegal
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2 RepliesWhy'd you choose the most redneck name ever lol
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Edited by Sainyule: 11/1/2016 11:15:26 PMHe gets the money by selling snickers to idiots who believe they can smoke them
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I want to try this now
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You aren't you when you're angry?
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