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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/1/2016 11:57:51 PM
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"What?! Why?! It's not like I haven't driven before!"
It was pretty clear the deity had never driven before....
English
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"[u]You suck a lying! Stop the car![/u]"
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"NEVAAAAAAAA!" Suddenly, the back tires of the car slip, and the car begins to spin around violently out of control. "OH SHIT!"
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"[u]God damn it, I told you so!"[/u]" [b]He grabs both his blade and the Deity's, and goes and shoves the deity out, jumping out afterwards.[/b]
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The deity falls out with a yelp as he slides across the icy road. As Rorek does he too slips, right to the edge of the mountains road.
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[b]He quickly unravels his blade and draws it, stabbing it into the ground to catch himself.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/2/2016 1:29:26 PMHe cuts across the icy road, preventing its wielder from sliding off the road. The Chevy continues to spin and spin, somehow still moving in a straight line as it does so. It suddenly stops, it's front facing the correct direction of the road and it straightens out. The deity almost blended into the road, and stands up. Grabbing his blade and tucking it in it's blanket. "Wow! That turned out surprisingly well!" He turned to Rorek. "What are you sitting on your ass for? Let's roll!"
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[b]He grumbles, sheathing his blade as he walks to the deity.[/b] "[u]You are not driving again.....[/u]"
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"Ha! That's funny. After all, you don't got the keys! Where as I.... I....uhhhhhh." The deity pats his pockets, slightly panicking as his movements become jittery. He looks towards the car, then back at Rorek. ....The keys are in the car. Suddenly, the deity begins to Sprint towards the Chevy.
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"[u]Oh no you don't![/u] [b]He throws his blade next to the car and warps, grabbing the keys.[/b]
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Rorek suddenly feels the impact of a foot dig into his stomach as he's thrown to the ground. The keys fly up, and the deity grabs them. "No FU[i]C[/i]KING way kiddo!"
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[b]He gets up and shoulder checks the deity, knocking the keys out of his hands.[/b] "[u]You ain't driving![/u]"
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The deity quickly grabs the keys in Roreks hands, tugging at them. "I. AM. YOU. TEACHER! YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TOO! SO. LET GO OF THE DAMN KEYS KIDDO!"
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"[u]You suck at driving![/u]" [b]He continues to tug at the keys.[/b]
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"I DO NOT!" The deity continues to tug, the keys almost out of Roreks grasp.
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"[u]Yes you do![/u]" [b]He grins as he releases his grip and sweep kick the deity to the ground, grabbing the keys and throwing them off the side of the cliff.[/b]
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"NOOOOOO!" The deity clammers back up, looking over the edge. "GO GET THEM!"
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Edited by XxZANExX13: 11/3/2016 12:00:17 AM"[u]No, we are walking.[/u]" [b]He turns and starts walking.[/b]
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"OH MY GOD. You are more stubborn than your dad! Hell, my dad! And he got into an argument with a bard for singing too much!"
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"[u]Id rather take more time then risk my life, now you gonna just stand there or what?[/u]"
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 11/3/2016 5:32:49 PM"You know what....? I won't!" The deity walked up the icy road towards Rorek, walking past him. [i]Meanwhile, back at the dojo.[/i] Zane sat at Starbucks, waiting for his guest. Just a month ago the two of them, well along with the deity, had prevented the spread of twilight. She said she was going to make sure her people had found homes on the surface of the world first before she would figure out what to do next.... Was this what this meeting was all about? She entered through the door on the east side. Her dark orange hair tied back into a ponytail which went almost halfway down her back. She wore black sweat pants, and a tank top to match that. Apparently fashion wasn't exactly her priority at the moment. Anne smiled as she spotted Zane, walking towards him. "Zane!"
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[b]He grins as he gets up, walking over and pulling her into a hug.[/b] "Anne, good to see you!"
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She accepts the hug, then steps back. "You too Zane, it's been a while!"
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"Has it been a month already? Man how time flies. You want anything, it's on the house."
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"Well, something that'll quench my thirst is a good place to start! Errr...even though coffee will probably do the opposite of that."
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"Well lucky for you this place is more then a coffee shop." [b]He walks behind the counter and flips a switch, causing the menu's on the wall to flip and revealing lunch and dinner choices.[/b] "So what'll you have?"
