I hate how everyone is so easily triggered, go ahead and make a gender off of this. I'd love to see how stupid you guys can be.
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It's really not a parody. It's true
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[quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]
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Atheism is the easiest religion to trigger.
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I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people - because you're [i]bastard[/i] people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people! And I'm goin' home and I'm gonna, I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!