*hits you with Spoon*
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*laughs at the futility of your attack*
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Hey -blam!- you!
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*removes fedora* *places fedora in the tuft of my neckbeard* *unsheathes katana* *goes on one knee* *balances katana on palm* *looks at floor* *looks up* *winks* "RAWR XD MASTER" *master pets bowlcut* *looks down to hide tears* *master knows cry* "LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BIE THE SWORD" *master closes eyes* *knows whats happening* *slices master in half* *weeps over dead corpse* *shouts at sky in japanese* *rains* *ends*
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*gets hit by spoon* *explodes*
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*Stabs back with fork*
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There is no spoon, Neo.
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The horribly slow murder with the extremely inefficient weapon.
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*dies* [spoiler]Farming coconuts since 7-26-2016 [/spoiler]
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How is this still alive.
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*hits you with Spoon"
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Yes! HARDER! I mean.......ow?
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*stands there in shock and stares ahead blankly For 3 hours*
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Stop spooning me
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*cries* You monster
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*realizes that I am soup*
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Grabs fork, to the death
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Again!? Gosh, man, how many times do I have to tell you to stop?
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I am hurt.
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All replies to this comment are false.
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wait so why is this thread alive
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*takes out straw*
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*is offended*
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Spork master utensil
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Oh I love role play! *bends over* Is that all you got *winks*