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Edited by Cyber:
11/9/2016 10:04:24 PM
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What is a rule because of you?
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1 ReplyEdited by Duolingo, Kell of Spanish: 11/8/2016 1:42:29 AMPuns are always acceptable Even if they suck....
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Edited by Heavens: 11/8/2016 1:54:16 AMI tell my friends this on any game we play. Before they rush into a fight, I tell them to ask themselves if it's worth it. I've saved lives that question.
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1 ReplyEdited by Spicy Water: 11/7/2016 10:36:24 PM6TH RULE OF POPO'S TRAINING![spoiler]cookie to anyone who gets the reference [/spoiler]
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1: don't talk about... Never mind.
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You can no longer use programmable calculators on physics tests at USC... Basically the test questions we're all versions of the homework problems with different numbers , I programed my old ti89 so I could just input the new values for the variables in the problem and out pops the answer. Tests took me about 10 mins perfect score each time, I showed a friend he told to many people and the following year you couldn't use programable calculators on physics tests anymore . They never said anything to me and I still got my A, if they had said anything I had my argument all ready to go, in that my major was Computer Engineering and this is what I'm supposed to do.. 😀
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If it's your first night, you have to fight.
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2 RepliesDon't shit in the urinal. I say if that's the case, why are people in the stalls standing up!? FFS doody calls...
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No sharp objects. [spoiler]Nah, just don't let kids run outside with scissors unless they're supervised.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]rule 34[/spoiler]
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Execute order 66
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Rule 63
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Edited by Frosted: 11/7/2016 7:41:40 PMGot tag banned at my elementary school.
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5 RepliesEdited by BlackMormon: 11/6/2016 8:58:16 AMMy kinda hot Vietnamese lady boss. "You have to sign this." Me. "Why?" "Cause you didn't complete all the work I gave."(unrealistic amount of work) Me. "No." "You have to." Me. "I'm not signing that." "I'll get mr. Glenn(big boss) and he will tell you to sign it." Me "Ok" *hours later* Glenn. "Hey mike."(Glenn liked me lmao) Me. "Sup?" Glenn. "Do you want to sign this?" Me. "Nope." Glenn. "Ok." Bitch was not happy the next day.
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Edited by Ahhsenberg: 11/7/2016 2:48:49 PMNot a rule, but rather moderation. A lot of us from the old days wanted better/more moderation and caused the horrid thing that is group/PM banning.
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Play nice
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Don't drink from the faucet unless the water is cold.
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Mostly shit on discord severs. I can't think back a week because of all the memes I injected
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 11/7/2016 10:59:32 AMWashing my hands when its been drilled into me for years. Here is me a long time ago at a Fast Food Job. Making the burger as i had washed my hands and we were in a lunch rush. Customer tosses burger back at the manager." He did not wash his hands. He is uncouth. He does not use gloves like Subway." First this is a burger place. Second I had quite a few orders." I think after me Burger King Started using gloves. So i walked in the back thinking she could not hear me." What a bitch." So i had a violation of my 90 day probation period. Head Manager told me i would get no pay. Said i give two weeks and no pay so i quit that day. Also told the manager that i got no time to deal with customers who not only insult me but insist i tampered with there food. I will never work fast food unless i really need to. First of all the Health department insists you wash hands every 10-15 minutes. I really hate germaphobes as well. I am accommodating but if you are going to live in ignorance and not realize that many people know what they are doing when they make your food. I make sure that my hygiene is up to par and i wash my hands religiously. Only Ass Holes make problems and she made a fuss over nothing. I even do it at home when i cook so joke is on that lady. No one likes a back seat driver. This lady was trying to drive from the back seat.
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Im the reason a neighborhood in my city had to install speed bumps. I made the schools in my original hometown, resort to uniforms, and, i'm the reason they started selling condoms in the bathroom of my old highschool. My greatest achievement though? Growing up and stopping all the trouble making i was born into.
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Edited by Doc Doge: 11/7/2016 4:21:34 AMNo revealing genitals for a fictional robot. In all seriousness, no Australian Bush Hats.
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3 RepliesThere's now a rule at my old high school that students aren't allowed access to WD40 on school grounds. That was a fun day.
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3 RepliesCheerios are meant to be eaten, not flicked at management. The office chairs have been bolted to the floor for the safety of people walking in the isles. Ms jenkens went to the hospital last week due to "chair racing" Dry-erase markers are for whiteboard use only! Not for marking peoples arms and necks while not looking. Paper cups are not foghorns! Staplers are not guns like in iron man 2, please use them for paper only. Bouncy balls are not allowed in the office at any time. We have replaced 3 windows already. By no means should managements office be barricaded by employees trying to make a "pillow fort" [spoiler]my job is great :P[/spoiler]
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"A lock must remain on the roof hatch at all times unless given permission to be up there" Jeez, you and your friends have one rooftop bbq while on the clock drunk and eeeeeveryone gets pissy...
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1 ReplySexist comments are not acceptable in class Employees are no longer permitted to make signs, only managers may make signs Do not steal silverware from the convocation center Please do not pee on the soccer fields The next person who shows up to a meeting drunk is getting their ass kicked My personal favorite: Do not steal the vacuum from the 4th floor ever again It's been half a semester 🌚
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"Employees are not allowed to catch Pokemon at work" 😉
