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originally posted in:The New Dojo
11/10/2016 1:52:10 AM
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[b]The Snake Lady. Courtyard B3[/b]
In what is arguably the most peaceful part of the Dojo was Ssssssarah (pls don't kill me for that sssssshit pun.) Laying down on the grassy ground soaking in the heat from the sun on the rarely clear day. It was a strange thing really, she had on a white shirt that would be too large for any normal person but a perfect size for her and a wrap going around half of her bottom half. Speaking of her bottom half, she wasn't entirely human. She was half snake, anaconda to be exact. Her entire length spanned over 20 feet but she had her 'tail' coiled up besides her. Perhaps one could talk to her...she didn't seem harmful.
[spoiler]Open. Talk or some shit.[/spoiler]
English
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"Leone, how about you pick."
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"Really? I mean...it'd be a bit unfair seeing how I chose the last time y'know?"
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"Fine... Hmm... Let's go with... Oh! Moderate Dante Bros! That sounds fun!"
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"Moderate..Dante...Bros. OKAY THEN...." Leone said getting up. "Where are the remotes?"
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[b]Ry pulls them from under the third couch cushion. She hands one to him.[/b] "Right there."
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"Oh! I didn't know they were there...uh.....okay." He went to sit back down, grabbing one of the remotes. "Don't really recognize this type of remote.."
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"It's an NES controller... From Earth. I got shipments in."
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"Oh. Well honestly I haven't seen one of these before." Yes, the video game nerd had no clue what a NES Controller looked like. He is a disgrace. "Shall we start?"
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"We shall." [b]She switches on the TV to the game setting. The game boots up.[/b]
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Leone pressed start or something. You see, Leone usually used his Stand to play his games, for faster reaction times and control inputs seeing how he didn't need to end up getting something like Carpal tunnel on his hands or something. But today he decided to use his actual hands to play.
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[b]The game started. It showed a plot screen that went by too fast, and then it started the first level. There was a Roomba in front of him, trying to walk into him.[/b]
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[spoiler]damn they really are moderate if they're fighting a cleaning robot. [/spoiler] Leone held down right and tapped the A button, doing a jump and stomping on the Roomba.
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[b]The roomba explodes, and now Leone can see a cardboard box. Will he open the box?[/b]
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Leone went up to open the box.
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[b]A pepper came out.[/b]
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Leone went over to obtain said pepper not knowing what will happen.
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[b]When he touches it he grows to double his original size.[/b]
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"Cool..." Leone said, continuing through the level.
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[b]Next there was a pipe in front of him.[/b]
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The character jumped onto the pipe and Leone pressed down.
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[b]The character was sent to a suburban household, filled with gold.[/b]
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"Say uh Ry. I actually have a question regarding a certain type of food. Well more like a statement actually. I'm thinking of swearing off Ice Cream, Popsicles and all that other frozen stuff. Because it does feel unfair that I'd get to enjoy them [i]minus the occasional brainfreeze...[/i] and you don't get to." Leone told Ry, pausing the game for a moment.
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"Why, Leone? It's not unfair. You get to eat all that cold stuff, and I get to drink my molten metals. And they are sooooooo good. If you're swearing them off because it's not fair, then I'm swearing off my molten metals."
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"You do bring up a good point. I mean I do enjoy the sweetness of a bowl of ice cream. Actually, you know what? I won't swear it off, because well...I'm pretty sure I wouldn't last a month anyways without it. Besides, you get your molten metals and I get my frozen treats. Sounds fair enough."
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"Really wish I could find a way for you to drink it... You know what soda is like to humans? Molten metal is like that. Except some metals make me super drunk. Cobalt, nickel, and platinum. Platinum is the worst. Well... I guess you could say it's the best but whatever."
